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Sweden wants to Import More Muslims [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 March 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/27/2019 10:07:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

The Swedish Migration Board has decided to grant asylum to 11 million Chinese Islamic Uyghurs. Carl Bexelius, Deputy Legal Chief at the Migration Board, justified the decision by pointing out that “fertility rates in Sweden have fallen below replacement levels. Ethnic Swedes are refusing to bear children. Rather than let our country become vacant it is better to let it be filled with the more fecund Muslims. If all 11 million manage to come here our population would double in a very short period of time.”

Public Employment Service Director General Mikael Sjöberg argued that “our ability to provide social benefits for our aging population depends upon a growing base of workers who will pay the taxes needed to sustain these benefits. We are hoping that the influx of young Muslim immigrants will fulfill this objective.”

Unfortunately, recent experience with immigrants from Islamic regions of the world to Sweden are not encouraging. The Muslim immigrants living in Sweden have an unemployment rate of nearly 20%. This is five times higher than that of ethnic Swedes. Sweden has also has been transformed from a low crime nation to a high crime nation since it began wholesale importation of Muslims into the country. For example, the frequency of sex crimes committed against women has tripled since 2011. These trends do not support the hoped for outcomes articulated by Swedish government officials.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/03/23/dems-want-100-million-to-deal-with-street-defecation/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: immigration; muslims; satire; sweden

1 posted on 03/27/2019 10:07:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Have they also considered - They could also speed the their country’s conversion by forcing native, white Swedes to leave.


2 posted on 03/27/2019 10:08:56 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: John Semmens

This better be full satire.


3 posted on 03/27/2019 10:15:47 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: John Semmens

This better be full satire.


4 posted on 03/27/2019 10:16:49 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: John Semmens

No wonder Minnesota is so effed up.


5 posted on 03/27/2019 10:17:56 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: John Semmens

“Bend me , shape me, anyway you want me......” Vikings spinning at pyre sites.


6 posted on 03/27/2019 10:18:03 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: John Semmens

If enough rapes occur, their population could grow. They’d have to block the abortions though.


7 posted on 03/27/2019 10:18:21 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Bonemaker

Sadly, it is mostly not satire. The asylum for 11 million Muslims from China is real.


8 posted on 03/27/2019 10:30:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: Bonemaker

Sadly, it is mostly not satire. The asylum for 11 million Muslims from China is real.


9 posted on 03/27/2019 10:33:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Europe if staying on the same track will be dead within twenty years. We will not recognize it.


10 posted on 03/27/2019 11:11:48 AM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: John Semmens

John is a Venus fly trap, who from time to time snares a few! :-)


11 posted on 03/27/2019 3:59:07 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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