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Ilhan Omar Withdraws Support From Bill To Save The Earth After Learning That’s Where Israel [satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | March 7, 2019 | Staff

Posted on 03/07/2019 1:20:55 PM PST by C19fan

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal hit a snag when it lost the support of another freshman representative, Ilhan Omar. Omar had been an enthusiastic supporter of the Green New Deal and wanted to save the earth, but then she noticed something very disturbing when looking at a map of the earth: Earth is the planet on which Israel resides.

“You’ve been hypnotized by the Jews!” Omar accused a surprised Ocasio-Cortez. Omar then ripped up a copy of the Green New Deal. “This is just a plot to help Israel keep existing! Did AIPAC pay you off?”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; clickbait; satire
LOL.
1 posted on 03/07/2019 1:20:55 PM PST by C19fan
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To: C19fan

It’s getting more and more difficult to distinguish sarcasm from reality these days when it comes to the Donk party.


2 posted on 03/07/2019 1:27:27 PM PST by chrisser
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To: C19fan

Love it.....


3 posted on 03/07/2019 1:29:39 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: C19fan

This is supposed to be satire?????


4 posted on 03/07/2019 1:31:25 PM PST by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: C19fan

Babylon Bee has been on fire lately!


5 posted on 03/07/2019 1:31:41 PM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; 2ndDivisionVet; azishot; ...

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6 posted on 03/07/2019 1:32:57 PM PST by bitt (Is the PAIN coming???)
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To: C19fan

Omar is a freaked out, PMSing ding bat, whose shrill pronouncements actually brand her and the dems with an insanity tag.

I look forward to Omar further swinging in the wind of self destruction.


7 posted on 03/07/2019 1:33:07 PM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: chrisser

We need a new searchable data base called Wikinuts


8 posted on 03/07/2019 1:33:53 PM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Candor7

I think I’ve discovered why she covers her head up - when it’s not required by her religion - there is a hole in it!!!!


9 posted on 03/07/2019 1:36:53 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: C19fan

““You’ve been hypnotized by the Jews!” Omar accused a surprised Ocasio-Cortez.”

In my minds eye, I picture George Soros swinging a stack of Benjamins in front of AOC’s eyes.


10 posted on 03/07/2019 1:39:52 PM PST by vette6387 (Fire Mueller)
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To: C19fan

lol


11 posted on 03/07/2019 1:45:14 PM PST by BadLands59
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To: C19fan

I bet the Muslims hate Jews so much that they’d kill themselves if it meant they could take some Jews with them!
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...wait a second....


12 posted on 03/07/2019 2:14:04 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: C19fan

ROTFLMHairyChristianFreeAmericanAO!!!


13 posted on 03/07/2019 2:14:53 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: C19fan

Priceless!


14 posted on 03/08/2019 9:07:59 AM PST by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
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