Posted on 03/07/2019 8:38:34 AM PST by grundle
In this recent video, Kat Timpf gives a great explanation of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-hUGN_keWM
Here’s a transcript of what she said:
I just think AOC has completely lost her marbles.
I think she’s living in Bananaland.
Earlier this week, she called herself “the boss” for coming up with the Green New Deal.
How are you “the boss” for coming up with a plan that doesn’t work?
Are you sure that the Green New Deal is not like what you’re putting in your pipe and smoking every day?
I don’t understand.
I can come up with plenty of plans that don’t work.
How about we fly around on unicorns instead of airplanes?
How about instead of gasoline we use fairy dust we get from Tinker Bell?
How about we get Harry Potter to come over and wizard away all the emissions from the cow farts she’s so concerned about?
See, I just came up with three plans that don’t work.
Does that make me “the triple boss”?
Does she want us to just completely do away with all modern technology?
I don’t want to live like Laura Ingalls Wilder.
I don’t want to do my laundry in a basin.
I don’t want to only eat lettuce and carrots like some kind of [censored] bunny.
I don’t want to relive the Donner Party in the modern day because I had to take a horse and buggy to see my grandparents instead of a plane.
I don’t want to eat people, and I don’t want people to eat me.
AOC, do you want people to eat you?
No?
Then stop proposing [censored].
She lives in New York City.
— Wikipedia
Horses fart also.
I’m not sure what’s more irritating; Timpf or the scratching of nails on a chalkboard.
RULZ!
I've never come across a chalkboard that looks this good:
I think that qualifies as an “epic rant”. LOL
In Democratic “reality," if a plan keeps the Democrats in power then it “works.”
I have a feeling Laura Ingalls and the Donner Party are way over AOC’s head, something she’s never heard of, nor has any desire.
And if she does come back at Timpf, her comments will have something to do with racism, sexism, global warming, her sense of morals and other typical off topic mindless wonderings. Ad her useful idiot followers will cheer her on.
Saw this on Gutfeld. Her delivery of it was hilarious.
She’s very cute and smart, but after 30 seconds of listening to her opinions I want to scream...she’s like nails on a chalkboard to me.
“I have a feeling Laura Ingalls and the Donner Party are way over AOC’s head.....”
“Soylent Green is PEOPLE!” End effect of rationing so much of the basic needs of life, and one of the objectives of the “Green New Deal”. Recycling played out to its ultimate end.
Soylent Green would be the perfectly balanced food for human beings. Besides, there will be no zoos or domestic cats remaining.
Creepy Joe Biden and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
“Horses fart also.”
Tell me about it.
Go Kat go!
I was tipped off by listening to the Dan Bongino show where they played it, and I had to go watch it on YouTube (I don’t watch television)
OMG, I had a huge grin...that was hilarious! I am showing it to some friends tonight...:)
“...I don’t want to eat people, and I don’t want people to eat me...” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
To people who don’t spend much time around them it is unexpected for some odd reason...
My wife and I were on the Outer Banks in NC, and they had a corral with a bunch of the wild horses they had gathered up and put in there for some reason, and we were near the fence watching them next to a family with little kids, and the horses were vigorously rolling in the dirt and dust like dogs!
Suddenly, one of the stocky horses stopped moving for a second, laying flat on its side with its legs straight out in front of it, and let out a loud, percussive blast of a horse fart, and I thought those kids and their parents were going to die of laughter!
Try working with the farrier on the back feet sometime, and have the horse cut a BIG one. It’ll get your attention especially if downwind.
The old timers swear buffalo farts were the worst farts of all and there were 100 million of them.
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