Posted on 02/08/2019 7:48:50 AM PST by GraceG
In only 5 simple steps!!!
You can have the socialist utopia you want, just add UNICORNS!
Unicorn treadmills? Everypony knows Earth ponies are far stronger than unicorns, who would just just use magic.
PFUDOR! https://youtu.be/qRC4Vk6kisY
I’m a little concerned about your step number 3.
It looks like you have unicorns pooping on some kind of assembly line.
I’m pretty sure that I speak for all unicorns when I say that we like to do our business in private.
I think that I would probably get performance anxiety if I was required to stand above an assembly line and drop a load every few seconds.
And I like the security of using a toilet seat and knowing that I’m not going to miss the target.
One time, I was in a public restroom and the toilet was really filthy, but I really had to go, so I just stood on the seat.
You should have heard the screaming.
Of course, I was mistakenly in the ladies room.
It wasn’t Target.
I think that’s my cousin David in step number two.
Filthy hippie.
Long haired, oat smoking, non-bathing, dull horned bum.
Great Flaming Wolf Spiders!
As if there weren’t enough things already giving me nightmares.
You’re sitting on the pot and old Jake No Shoulders pops up to wish you a happy birthday.
That’s it!
I’m keeping a mongoose in the bathroom.
After the left outlays planes question is when is the next train departing for Hawaii?
You can easily see that that is a fake unicorn.
If I could shoot ice cream out of my behind, the boss would have had cake AND ice cream for his birthday.
THAT is hilarious.
No! No! No! We simply can not have the enslavement and oppression of unicorns!/s
Squatty Potty.
Nope.
Hadn’t seen those.
“100 million views”?
So this is what Joy Behar spends all her time watching?
A fake unicorn crapping out homosexual ice cream?
Probably watches those videos while she’s putting on her black face paint to tell racist jokes.
The old bigot.
I hope she gets black face paint up her nose and starts blowing out black nose bubbles.
Congresswoman A O-Cl thinks highly of socialism, especial Venezuelan socialism. In honor of that I suggest she share in its virtues. Provide her congressional pay on a debit card, demarcated in VZ Bolivars, converted at the then official VZ government Bolivar <> $ conversion rate. She should be comfortable using a debit card; many of her constituents receive their income that way as food stamp or other government assistance. Debit all her expenditures from the card using the then current free market Bolivar <> $ conversion rate. Whenever VZ revalues their currency revalue her balance accordingly. Continue the process until if and when she publically declares VZ socialism and her US$ don’t mix well.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.