I’m a little concerned about your step number 3.
It looks like you have unicorns pooping on some kind of assembly line.
I’m pretty sure that I speak for all unicorns when I say that we like to do our business in private.
I think that I would probably get performance anxiety if I was required to stand above an assembly line and drop a load every few seconds.
And I like the security of using a toilet seat and knowing that I’m not going to miss the target.
One time, I was in a public restroom and the toilet was really filthy, but I really had to go, so I just stood on the seat.
You should have heard the screaming.
Of course, I was mistakenly in the ladies room.
It wasn’t Target.