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Bot Creates Hilarious Movie Script After Watching 1000 Hours of Hallmark Christmas Movies
Twitter via Petty Mayonaise ^ | 12/12/18 | Keaton Patti

Posted on 12/18/2018 6:17:40 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan

Anyone need a good chuckle? A guy made a bot watch 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies, and then had it write a script. All he shared was page One, and it's pretty funny.

If Hallmark doesn't option the script, this would make an awesome lego movie. A few more lines at the site.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bot; clickbait; hallmark; humor; movie; satire
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To: Twink

>>Haha. Loved that show. It was “mean” humor and so not the PC of today. We need more of shows like that.

Let the laffs ensue and sue and sue and sue...

Do Teens & College Kids Think Seinfeld Is Funny? | Does It Hold Up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5BxjUmzPPA


81 posted on 12/19/2018 2:59:15 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Lifetime - aka in our home: ‘The Wifebeating Network’ -or- ‘WifeCrime’.


82 posted on 12/19/2018 3:01:20 AM PST by CTyank
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To: seawolf101

All Quinn Martin shows would be interesting.

That includes Dan August and Burt D’Angelo Superstar.


83 posted on 12/19/2018 3:14:35 AM PST by wally_bert (We're low on dimes in fun city.)
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To: BenLurkin
Christmess

Even funnier.

84 posted on 12/19/2018 3:33:55 AM PST by Salamander (Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Too funny.


85 posted on 12/19/2018 4:07:55 AM PST by fruser1
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Have it watch 20 episodes of the Big Bang Theory and let me know how it comes out.


86 posted on 12/19/2018 5:03:20 AM PST by I want the USA back (There are two sexes: male (pronoun HE), and female (pronoun SHE). Denial of this is insanity.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

“Shut your sound!” could become the next great FR catch-phrase. :)


87 posted on 12/19/2018 5:39:47 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: CaptainPhilFan

LOL But Bot Hallmark Movie would have been better without the bones.
My screen time consists of Twitter, FR, FoxNews, Hallmark movies.
The more Fox deteriorates into NeverTrumpyness, and the more odds thrown against our President, the more I watch Hallmark Channel (while reading FR and TW)


88 posted on 12/19/2018 6:24:48 AM PST by MA FLA Deplorable
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To: CaptainPhilFan

“Tis a bit like Hamlet.”

Actually, it reminds me of this: https://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html


89 posted on 12/19/2018 6:47:16 AM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: TADSLOS

Aaaaaannd ... NO GAYS !!!


90 posted on 12/19/2018 7:41:10 AM PST by Baldwin77 (They hated Reagan too ! TRUMP TOUGH - AMERICA STRONG)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

“Shut your sound!” could become the next great FR catch-phrase. :)”

Oh I like that :)


91 posted on 12/19/2018 8:36:42 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Utter gibberish. About as funny as a toothache.


92 posted on 12/19/2018 9:19:44 AM PST by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: PTBAA
It’s better than Buckaroo Banzai....

NOTHING is better than Buckaroo Banzai!

93 posted on 12/19/2018 10:03:56 AM PST by Crusher138 ("Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just")
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To: mdmathis6

It’s a Festivus miracle!


94 posted on 12/19/2018 12:40:29 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Sure, Keaton, we believe you. Yes, we believe you had a bot watch 1,000 hours and then had said bot write this episode. Sure, you really did that and didn’t write the episode yourself using ridiculous language and words.


95 posted on 12/19/2018 3:24:51 PM PST by House Atreides (BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
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To: YepYep

2008 FreeRepublic Lexicon

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2077468/posts


96 posted on 12/19/2018 3:34:20 PM PST by lizma2
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To: CaptainPhilFan
LOL! But if I watched 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies...

AI writes Harry Potter.

“Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry’s ghost as he walked across the grounds towards the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family.”.....

“Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest.”

I think we should go a wee bit slower and then some with integrating AI into our daily lives.

97 posted on 12/19/2018 3:49:34 PM PST by lizma2
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To: Jaxter
This is actually a pretty accurate description of a Hallmark movie. Not just a Christmas movie but any Hallmark movie.

Very true.

The Internet says Hallmark has commissioned 36 (or 38) new holiday movies for this year.

And they all have very similar plots.

They hate each other, and then they fall in love.

If you play them backwards you have a Lifetime movie.

I'm not attacking Hallmark movies.

It's reassuring that some things in the world make sense and work out in the end.

98 posted on 12/19/2018 4:05:04 PM PST by x
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To: SaveFerris

If I have time over Christmas Break, I plan on rewatching LOST. I enjoyed some of it at the time then lost interest.


99 posted on 12/20/2018 3:00:30 PM PST by Twink
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To: a fool in paradise

Surprisingly, or not lol, only one white male in there and not the stereotypical one. And the white female isn’t common either. Yeah, I can see why they didn’t get the comedy of the show. Not PC enough for them.


100 posted on 12/20/2018 3:06:21 PM PST by Twink
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