Ocasio-Cortez Vows to Get Revenge on Trump Jr. [semi-satire]

Newly elected Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-MY) vowed to "mete out sweet revenge" in response to Donald Trump Jr. sharing a meme predicting that if her socialist views are implemented Americans would end up eating their dogs.

"He may think he's clever mocking me," Ocasio-Cortez said, "but in another month I'll have the subpoena power I need to make his life a living Hell. On the specific topic of eating dogs, though, Junior is overlooking the positive impact that would have on mitigating global warming. So really, the joke is on him."

In related news, Google advised journalist John Stossel that it has blocked his "Socialism Leads to Violence" video from being viewed by anyone under 18 years of age. In his video victims of Venezuela's socialist regime are shown rioting over food shortages and eating garbage. Google CEO Sundar Pichai said "we filter out anything that could make people feel unsafe. The images in Stossel's video are unsuitable for viewing by children. They also give an unbalanced presentation emphasizing the negatives of socialism without showing the positives. Some countries do quite well under socialism, most notably the Soviet Union, which rose to superpower status using a socialist model."

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