Posted on 09/08/2018 7:54:52 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
To all Republicans: Celebrate! Barack Obama has returned! – The return of The One to the national stage on Friday had liberal nitwits all over the country shivering with goosebumps. Just the sound of Barack Obama’s droning voice reading his prepared script – written by a team of other people – from his ever-present TelePrompter always sends the lefties among us into orgasmic social media frenzies.
But the truth is that the Return of The One should have all Republicans celebrating in the streets this morning, and all the Democrat candidates on whose behalf Mr. Obama plans to campaign quaking in their Birkenstocks. Why? Let’s do a little stream of consciousness review:
When Obama took office thanks to our national bout with insanity at the voting booths in 2009, the Democrat Party was the clear, unchallenged, national majority party. The Democrats held the majority of governorships, the majority of state legislative chambers, super-majorities in both houses of congress, the presidency, and, whenever Anthony Kennedy forgot to take his meds, a frequent 5-4 majority on the Supreme Court.
Eight years later, when Donald Trump was sworn in on January 20, 2017, the Democrat Party had, thanks to 8 years of Obama and his un-American policies, shrunk to a small, marginalized regional party concentrated on the East and West coasts, and in a few big cities out here in Flyover Country. It held just 1/3rd of governorships, 1/3rd of state legislative chambers, and no levers of federal power at all.
While he was President, Barack Obama campaigned tirelessly on behalf of his fellow Democrats who were running for congress. The vast majority of those candidates lost. Obama’s record for helping get his fellow Democrats elected is roughly the same as Bill Clinton’s – dismal. This is mainly because Obama, like Clinton, is a pure narcissistic sociopath who cannot help making every speech he gives about him – not the guy or gal he’s campaigning for.
On Friday, Obama gave a 64 minute speech during which he referred to his own self 102 times. For those who are bad with numbers, that is ONE HUNDRED AND TWO TIMES this man made the speech about himself. A little simple division shows that that comes out to roughly 1.6 times per minute.
So, hey, he’s cutting wayyyyy back. Ok, just kidding.
The fake news media is telling us this morning that Obama’s speech was about Donald Trump, but this is nonsense. The speech was about Obama, because Obama is Obama’s favorite subject.
Some other quick thoughts about the speech:
Barack Obama 2009-2016: Ran an administration that worked feverishly – that is no exaggeration – to regulate this economy into submission.
Barack Obama, now that Trump has created a huge economic boom by rolling back his regulations: “I did that!”
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Barack Obama on his economy’s chronic 1-2% growth rate from 2010-2016: “This is the new normal. You can’t just wave a magic wand and get to 3%.”
Barack Obama on Trump’s 4.2% growth: “I did that!”
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Barack Obama to Mitt Romney on Russia in 2012: “The ’80s want their foreign policy back.”
Barack Obama on Russia now: “The Trump administration doesn’t take Russia seriously!”
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This could go on and on, but this guy is so damn tiresome I just can’t make myself do it.
Republicans should be thrilled to death Obama is back in the public eye. His return comes just in time to kill any semblance of a chance that the Democrats might win back a majority in the House of Representatives. The last thing the Democrat Party needed to do right now is remind all those blue collar workers in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio what their party saddled them with for 8 long years.
The timing is perfect. Welcome back, Barack!
That is all.
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“But the truth is that the Return of The One should have all Republicans celebrating in the streets this morning...”
It makes my hair hurt.
With any luck they’ll drag Hillary, Bill, and John Effing Kerry out to campaign. Toss in Bernie and you’ve got political and comedy gold.
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I can’t stand the sight or sound of the putrid bastard.
I think him spewing his lies and hate will reinforce the disgust that the Walk Away people feel and it will definitely help keep our side fired up.
Did Hussein just take credit for the massive tax cut that put the economy into turbo mode? Pelosi says everyone got ‘crumbs’. Maybe those two should get together and debate.
He looked amazing old and emaciated. Im pretty sure it is all that smoking. His face was pale and sunken like he was scared. What is happening here is the leaderless socialist democrats have no one to offset the powerful and effective message of the President of the United states who going on a 40 state blitz against powerless socialist democrats. They are now paying obozo to speak his delusional message as some sort of pathetic answer to the tsunami which is Donald Trump, our elected President. The best thing we can do is ignore obozo and not pay any attention to him. He is not a candidate. He is not running for office. He is just paid to read socialist democrat propaganda. Ignore him. Ignore what he is blabbing.We all know what a failure he was as president.
Was that a racist statement?
“I can’t stand the sight or sound of the putrid bastard.”
If we add in Rev. Wright, Louis da LIP, Loose Lips Leahy into all the pics of him, wudja feel better ? /SARC
(Dropout from the ‘Kennedy School of Diving and Driving’ here)
He is aging. His aw-shucks routine where he tries to mix in humor ("What happened to the Republican Party?") with his haranguing is getting old. Just like Bill Clinton's hoarse voiced routine is getting stale.
.....nice catch.....
For a healthy percentage of liberals cigarette smoking is one of the worst thing you can do. Its morally reprehensible.
“For a healthy percentage of liberals cigarette smoking is one of the worst thing you can do.”
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For a healthy percentage of CONSERVATIVES smoking is one of the worst things you can do.
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Right on. Barak Mohammed Obama will bring a stark contrast to Donaldus Magnus’ accomplishments.
Was that a racist statement?
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Hussein was the most putrid, despicable, vile and disgraceful black man to ever hold any office in these United States.
He is a terrible example of a human being.
If that’s racist, tough $hit.
Obama = worst President in our history.
One could use the British slang for a cigarette. BO is a fag smoker. :)
Agreed. He has clearly lost his touch in this latest pile of puke, or maybe his writers have changed?
Great article which made me laugh.
Voting was in November '08
The destruction took effect in '09.
I’ve watched a few minutes of Obama’s speech, that’s all I could take.
Now some great news. Trump will be doing back-to-back rallies this week, Cape Girardeau, MO on Thurs. Sept. 13th and Jackson, MS on Fri. Sept. 14th.
Let the left have their bitter Obama, we’ll enjoy our great POTUS.
Hillary’s on Twitter with a multitude of comments about climate change and how Kavanaugh’s going to kill us all because he’s anti clean environment.
I truly hope this all is at it appears, the left is desperate.
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