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1 posted on 07/24/2018 12:35:36 PM PDT by Fhios
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Dog dodo is crap? Hmmm. What is a dodo bird? A crappy bird?


2 posted on 07/24/2018 12:38:51 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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IBTZ.

Dodo? That alone warrants you the Zot.

Sheesh.


3 posted on 07/24/2018 12:45:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Same thing happened to my co-worker as he and his wife were traveling internationally. His daughter was home while they were away and she forgot to unlock the doggy door (the dog would jump up and open the door but he couldn’t)before she left for work.

She got home and there was poop splattered 6-8” from the floor on every wall in the room. I LMAO when he told me that story.


4 posted on 07/24/2018 12:47:16 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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A little lack of foresight there. Get a new roomba and house.


5 posted on 07/24/2018 12:47:24 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Roomba and Dog dont-dont.
I'm no expert on Roomba but I suspect most vacuum cleaners work better with dry items.

6 posted on 07/24/2018 12:48:20 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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Daughter has one. I understand you can turn it off!!!!

She planned ahead - put the dog outside and picked up small rugs. Closed certain doors etc. It’s a robot, not a human.

Seems like you are bi-commuting - that’s tough but probably pays well;) If the Roomba doesn’t work out - hire a maid.


7 posted on 07/24/2018 12:48:47 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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That is kind of funny, but glad it wasn’t me!

Back when I was in college I got a golden retriever while I was living at home...the dog was a puppy, and she was sleeping in my attic room with me.

I wake up one night, and all I can smell is dog poop, and the light switch is on the other side of the room, which has no windows and is pitch black! I didn’t have a flashlight or any source of light, so I had to pick my way across the room...I didn’t make it.

I thought my chances might be okay if there was a pile...but there were five of them, randomly spread out over the floor!

The only thing worse than having dog poop squish between your toes is to be hung over and have dog poop squish between your toes!

LOL, nowadays, training techniques for housebreaking dogs are so much more refined...:)


8 posted on 07/24/2018 12:49:34 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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Wow, a Poop Spirograph!

Like a dancing pastry chef went footloose with a couple of ladles full of chocolate ganache in each hand.


9 posted on 07/24/2018 12:50:21 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Doo-doo. Come on, get it right.


10 posted on 07/24/2018 12:52:37 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Son here had one and a one year old crawling about. Diaper left out and open after floor change.

Beware, they had it just under the time they were able to get Amazon to take it back as a return. Someone out there has the poopy zoomba. He got his money back.


11 posted on 07/24/2018 12:53:46 PM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT in 2006, now living north of Tampa)
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Roomba is not Dog dodo friendly , I bet the Dogs had a great laugh watching the Roomba


12 posted on 07/24/2018 12:53:58 PM PDT by butlerweave
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This is why kids are better than dogs. You can’t legally put them in burlap sacks and take them to the reservoir.

(Incoming!!:)


13 posted on 07/24/2018 12:54:42 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown
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Re: my post #7 Sorry - your Brother-in-law is the owner and commuter.

Rules for dog ownership:

1) Fenced yard.
2) Doggie door.
3) A buddie.
4) A good vet.
5) Unconditional love.


15 posted on 07/24/2018 12:58:29 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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Well, at least he didn’t pay to have his Roomba put up for boarding.


16 posted on 07/24/2018 12:58:47 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRzHaD5bg2s


18 posted on 07/24/2018 1:04:12 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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I think it’s doo-doo but from the dog’s standpoint it’s revenge.


19 posted on 07/24/2018 1:04:16 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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Imagine if San Francisco got a street sweeper that did this?


20 posted on 07/24/2018 1:06:47 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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Roombas are crap. The only purpose is to amuse technophiles with the novelty.


21 posted on 07/24/2018 1:07:18 PM PDT by fwdude (History has no 'sides;' you're thinking of geometry.)
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27 posted on 07/24/2018 1:37:49 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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Two labs and a cat. Roomba is a must for the main level. Love ours and cannot imagine not having one. One of the dogs obviously had an upset stomach, so, thankfully it was mostly grass that was randomly dragged about. However, it prompted me to schedule it to run at 9AM rather than the 3PM I originally scheduled as I believe any accidents are likely to happen the longer we are out of the house for the day.


28 posted on 07/24/2018 1:53:03 PM PDT by philled (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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