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Driverless Cars: The Pinnacle of Soul-Sucking Anti-American Wussification
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-24-18 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/24/2018 7:58:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Could there be anything less American than driverless cars?  I suppose sexbots might quality but certainly driverless cars are right up there.

289YWhy would you NOT want to drive this?

Seriously, driverless cars have no place in the land that practically invented the open road, hit-the-road-Jack-never-come-back motif. And Michael Walsh agrees:

…these vehicles are emasculating, imprisoning, anti-American, and inhuman. And now, in the wake of the first fatal accident involving an “autonomous vehicle,” they’re deadly as well.

Whence comes this rush to robot cars? Did the public demand it? Or have our betters in the tech industry and in the bowels of the bureaucracy taken it upon themselves to correct our lamentable human failings and, in the name of “safety,” shove these vehicles down our throats?

He also touches on how the fear of terrorism has led to the trashing of the Fourth Amendment. Citing how we’re all subject to government overreach, unreasonable search and seizure at airports and “legal” snooping via your computer, phone (and bank records) he wonders “why would you climb into a robocar and take yourself hostage on purpose?” And notes that convenience “is no reason to voluntarily surrender your personal autonomy to something that will, by definition, be subject to close governmental scrutiny and control.”

All of which seems self-evident to anyone of a certain age. Not so for Millennials – many of whom didn’t even want to learn how to drive – who have been conditioned by propaganda to embrace mass transportation, Ubers and Zipcars. Not only do they feel they are saving the planet  by not owning their own means of transportation. And it allows them to forego yet another right of passage to adulthood: the assumption of responsibility for owning and operating a set of wheels to get them from where they are to where they think they want to go. They’ll never appreciate that joie de vivre kindled simply by listening to a “road song” written to celebrate freedom and mobility  – both euphemistically and literally. Pity, really.

58 impalaThe 1958 Impala, built to let you wee the USA in your Chevrolet

Here’s just a partial list of my best ‘Hit the Road’ songs, feel free to add your own:

The Beach Boys — ‘Little Deuce Coupe’

Ronnie and the Daytonas – Little GTO – aka the “The Wah Wah song”

The Stills-Young Band — ‘Long May You Run’

Janis Joplin — ‘Mercedes Benz’ 

Wilson Pickett — ‘Mustang Sally’ 

Willie Nelson — ‘On The Road Again’ 

The Doors – Riders on the Storm

Prince — ‘Little Red Corvette’

Tracy Chapman — ‘Fast Car’

Don Henley — ‘Boys of Summer’ 

And of course the ultimate Motown car song, Aretha Franklin’s Freeway of Love (in her Pink Cadillac)

Mr. Walsh concludes his analysis of driverless cars with this:

But that’s what the land of the free is rapidly becoming: a nation of passengers, without even enough gumption to be backseat drivers. Enjoy the ride.

They once said “as GM goes, so goes the nation.” I say “no” to gray, soul-less, driverless cars. I say let’s make Motown great again and see how it works out for the rest of the country.

make gm great again

So let’s hit the road, Jack (and Jackie).

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cars; driverless; maga; trump; uber
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To: NOBO2012

Seriously, who is pushing this BS? Who’s “behind” it?


81 posted on 03/24/2018 9:49:15 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (We are getting even more than we voted for.)
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To: NOBO2012
,i>And of course the ultimate Motown car song, Aretha Franklin’s Freeway of Love (in her Pink Cadillac)

My favorite Motown car song:

Going to the Hop--The Satintones (1960)

It ain't got no brakes,
And when it's moving, it shakes.
It ain't got no top,
And I don't know how to stop.
But I'm going to the hop
In my raggedy jalop'!

82 posted on 03/24/2018 9:52:46 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: ThePatriotsFlag
Seriously, who is pushing this BS? Who’s “behind” it?

Probably Soros, Bezos, Zuckerberg et al--the usual suspects.

83 posted on 03/24/2018 9:58:01 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: the OlLine Rebel

It’s one reason I drive BMWs. They at least add some styling beyond the Dove Bar look. I have a Dodge Ram too, which also adds some styling. Granted, the look has been around sine 1994, but it is a handsome truck.


84 posted on 03/24/2018 9:58:54 AM PDT by CodeToad (Dr. Spock was an idiot!.)
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To: Flick Lives

“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”

I like to say, there is genius in simplicity.


85 posted on 03/24/2018 10:00:01 AM PDT by CodeToad (Dr. Spock was an idiot!.)
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To: Bonemaker

Technically a motorcycle song, but no road trip is complete without Bob Seger’s, “Roll Me Away.”


86 posted on 03/24/2018 10:01:30 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: CurlyDave

“I sure hope they hurry up with those self-driving cars so I can buy one before I get old enough to not be able to drive for myself.”

My opinion exactly. They would be “soul sucking” in an aesthetic way, but if they could provide a large measure of independence to us golden agers, that would be wonderful.


87 posted on 03/24/2018 10:04:41 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Have an A-1 day.)
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To: NOBO2012
Great article!

However "The Fast and The Furious" movies have been very popular with the younger generations, so maybe all is not lost with them?

88 posted on 03/24/2018 10:08:17 AM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: NOBO2012
“why would you climb into a robocar and take yourself hostage on purpose?”

Same reason that they bug their own homes on purpose.

89 posted on 03/24/2018 10:10:28 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
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To: NOBO2012
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
90 posted on 03/24/2018 10:13:55 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Keep the guns, ban the liberals.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
" Just smell a GM lover only here."

Dude, take in the design aroma of 50's and 60's Chevrolet and Cadillac. Haha.

"I grew up Ford-based and still love them. But funny is I have never outright owned one myself. So far it is all GM."

I had a 1954 Ford Mercury that had much better lines than a '54 Chevy Bel Air. I also had a 1956 Ford Victoria with better design than the all popular '56 boxy Chevy. So yes, Ford did some good stuff.

"For ‘50s, a great all-too forgotten one is the great Continental Mk II. THAT is a beautiful line."

Absolutely. However, I still think the '58 Cadillac eldorado was the better design and wasn't as boxy. Plus it had suicide doors the Lincoln didn't include until later in '60's. Ever watch TV show or the movie, "Entourage"? It has an early convertible Continental with suicide doors. Just gorgeous. I'd trade our my Impala for that car any day. Obviously, I'm not a hotrod guy. I grew up cruising the Blvd's like in American Graffiti. Of course I enjoyed the speed of my friend's hotrods. "I got the need, the need for speed!"

91 posted on 03/24/2018 10:15:24 AM PDT by A Navy Vet (I'm not Islamophobic - I'm Islamonauseous. Plus LGBTQxyz nauseous.)
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To: NOBO2012

“See...the...USA in your Chevrolet America is asking you to call” I get that earworm in my head whenever I drive around in the 64.


92 posted on 03/24/2018 10:16:27 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: Cincinnatus.45-70

What I’m saying is the pedestrian needs to be aware of their surroundings. Crossing at night (Not in a crosswalk) should raise safety concerns. She had poor survival skills and paid for it.


93 posted on 03/24/2018 10:16:59 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Keep the guns, ban the liberals.)
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To: Flick Lives

Or the quote,

“People call ‘progress’ what is often nothing but change.”

Just because there is a change, doesn’t make it progress.

There are just too many variables for a moving heavy vehicle to be trustworthy.

And what is wrong with elevator operators? Besides cost? I’d sure like to have gas-station attendants back.


94 posted on 03/24/2018 10:19:56 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: enumerated
Not at first, but yes; eventually they will make it illegal.

When they first passed seat belt laws in our state they said it is only if you are stopped for some other reason. They would NEVER stop you just for an unworn seat belt. Well guess what? They lied. The liberties noose only gets tighter never looser.

95 posted on 03/24/2018 10:20:20 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Keep the guns, ban the liberals.)
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To: eyeamok
That’s why I have 3 crown vic police interceptors,
To this day whenever I see a Crown Vic, or old Chevy Caprice in my rearview I still slow down out of habit. ☺
96 posted on 03/24/2018 10:23:07 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think you need to read the article
again. Driverless cars are another
attempt at controlling the masses.
Sounds like you’re advocating giving
up one of your ultimate freedoms. The
ability of traveling when, and where
you want to go without someone watching
your every move. I would like to know
which parts of this article that you find
to be false or misleading?


97 posted on 03/24/2018 10:24:28 AM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Mooseo)
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To: Reno89519
I picture the car stopping at the tunnel entrance and all the lights start flashing, horn blares.
Heck, one time I drove around NYC my GPS lost signal when I drove down Roosevelt Av under the el in Queens. How would driverless cars behave on those streets?
98 posted on 03/24/2018 10:28:15 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: A Navy Vet
One of my favorite car songs of all time:

Cadillac Boogie--Jimmy Liggins & His Drops of Joy (1948)

I had to have a boogie when the woogie wouldn't wait.
Bought me a long, black Cadillac Eight.
It's all reet, solid, streamlined.
Our joy-jumping Cadillac's on time.
It's the cadillac boogie, boogie woogie rolling along

Look out gate, don't be late,
This rovin' cat's got a Cadillac Eight,
Air-foam cushions on a modern design,
V-eight motor, body Fleetwood line.
Keep rollin jack, makin' time,
That cat's purring, got eight kitten's cryin'.
It's the Cadillac boogie, yes the Cadillac boogie
It's the Cadillac boogie, boogie woogie rolling along.

Sportin' around town, want to make a date?
Get you a long, black Cadillac Eight.
Get to crusin' boy, ball on the scene,
Gals will start jumping and your money will be green.
It's the Cadillac boogie, boogie woogie rolling along.

Now that you have dug this Cadillac Eight,
Hepcat daddy don't miss no dates.
Traveling man, Herb and Brown,
Picking up all the fine chicks in town.
It's the Cadillac boogie, boogie woogie rolling along.
Roll the boogie!

99 posted on 03/24/2018 10:28:49 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: NOBO2012
I would add these to your list:

Sammy Hagar-I Can't Drive 55

Rush-Red Barchetta


100 posted on 03/24/2018 10:32:15 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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