Posted on 03/05/2018 5:23:57 AM PST by EyesOfTX
Todays Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Tired of all this Winning yet? Part I Some food critic at the fake news website Vice issued a tweet on Sunday that said Why is Brooklyn Barbecue taking over the world? The tweet was accompanied by a photo showing three strips of dry-looking brisket, a couple of pickles, and a small roll. Everyone at thousands of barbecue joints all over Texas just laughed. These New Yorkers are so cute.
Tired of all this Winning yet? Part II Working over the weekend, the Florida Senate rejected a bill that would ban an ill-defined category of assault weapons, in spite of the 3 week-long fake news media assault on guns. In their next action, the senators passed a bill that would authorize specially-trained teachers to carry firearms in the states public schools.
Thousands of Mini-Mes would be far preferable. Michelle Obama told an audience last week that she has no plans to run for president herself, and would rather spend her time creating thousands of mes. That is me, plural, as in thousands of Michelle Obamas. As in thousands of imperious, self-absorbed women running around America forcing school children to eat a tiny sliver of rubbery chicken breast and 3 wilted leaves of spinach for lunch. As in thousands of imperious, self-absorbed women who have never been proud of their country. As in thousand of imperious, self-absorbed women who pose for the most awful First Lady portraits in American history. It would almost be better to take the risk of her running for President instead.
Speaking of imperious, self-absorbed people, thousands of climate scammers suffered yet another setback over the weekend when it was announced that scientists had recently discovered a super-colony of 1.5 million Adelie Penguins thriving in the warmest part of Antarctica. This is a sub-species of the flightless bird that climate scamm er, scientists have spent years trying to convince everyone was endangered thanks to global warming. Given that this super-colony of the birds was discovered in literally the very warmest part of the frozen continent, all these climate scammers are gonna have to find a new scam.
They would have spent the evening protesting the public sexual exploitation of scantily-clad actresses while surrounded by sexually-exploited, scantily-clad actresses, but then they wouldnt have near as much fun at the after-parties. Hollywoods depraved glitterati spent much of the Oscars ceremony Sunday evening bad-mouthing the right to carry firearms, especially assault weapons, in a venue that was surrounded by more than 500 security personnel carrying firearms, including assault weapons. What, you expected self-awareness from the collection of nitwits who last year gave you Baywatch and Mother!?
There is no statute of limitations on SJW outrage. Actor Gary Oldman got his #MeToo moment on social media right after he accepted the Academy Award for Best Actor, as social justice warriors on Twitter and Facebook dredged up allegations by his wife from 2001 in which she claimed he hit her with a telephone receiver (from an old-style, corded phone) several times during a domestic quarrel. Entertainment Weekly critic Dana Schwartz wailed was Gary Oldman a secret agent sent to ruin my evening, and possibly my life? None of the 20-ish SJWs issuing those tweets even knows what a telephone receiver is, but theyre pretty sure using one to hit your spouse is a bad thing. And if youre living a life that can be ruined by the wrong guy winning an Oscar, you are living a sad life indeed.
#NeverTrumpers are SJWs, too. Joe Cunningham, one of the big contingent of Trump hating conservatives at the website Red State, issued a hilariously stupid screed attacking the President titled This is what happens when a President is all talking points and no substance. Cunninghams diatribe comes less than a week after the Heritage Foundation announced that the supposedly substance-devoid POTUS has already accomplished 64% of his policy agenda in a little over 13 months in office. Red State is what happens when hubris and envy overrule common sense. In case you hadnt already figured it out, #NeverTrumpers are the SJWs of the political right: always certain of their righteousness, and always wrong about everything.
Just another day in #NeverTrumpers are social justice warriors too America.
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New York City is great in so many ways, I can’t type them all here. We don’t have the best barbecue. That is Texas claim to fame. :)
Oh I’ve been to being one of the few states around there that actually give more than they get from the government :-)
New York City is great in so many ways, I cant type them all here. We dont have the best barbecue. That is Texas claim to fame. :)
Oh Ive been to being one of the few states around there that actually give more than they get from the government :-)
Texas is the state that:
- produces 1/3rd of the nation’s natural gas, which heats New Yorkers’ homes and provides most of their electricity;
- produces 35% of the nation’s oil, which provides the gasoline that powers New York’s economy;
- Consistently has had the top-ranked business climate in the nation over the last decade, which has led many former New York-based businesses to relocate there;
- Produced Stevie Ray Vaughan, Willie Nelson, George Strait and Dwight Eisenhower; and
- Voted for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton in 2016.
Check mate. :)
Red State is a conservative sight?
Now thats comedy gold
Well, they like to pretend they are.
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