Posted on 02/12/2018 6:41:59 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
Like the Challenger disaster or 9/11I will never forget where I was when I heard Katie Couric break the story that Dutch skaters were so proficient because of the proliferation of canals in their country,
I was here in Louisiana, rowing my pirogue down the bayou on my way to work.
Anybody else care to share where you were and what you were doing when you first heard the news?
Where were you, and what will you tell your grandchildren?
Here in the swamps of Jersey, I was busting out of class heading down the shore on wheels of fire, when I heard about Katie’s statement. I grabbed my Jersey girl and we went to our mob hangout pizza parlor, plugged a bullet into a business rival’s rat-head and buried him in cement in a toxic dump where there were a lot of mosquitos.
Baby you were born to run!
I was in the out house finishing a Couric and reaching for the Sears Roebuck.
Work? I was out back tending to the still just before going over to sleep with my cousin, after which I ate some dirt and thought about lynching a few coloreds. MAGA!
Sorry to derail you but I am actually shocked that the rich, famous females who enabled the sick pervs are given a total pass.
Katie Couric is like a Meryl Streep. A LIAR who covered up for a pure sexual predator hurting many younger women. SHE KNEW DAMN WELL.
They are giving her so much air time.
She knew the abuse of employees was going on. She knew. How dare they nominate Meryl for an Oscar and give Katie a plum Olympics assignment, as if these people could never have stopped Weinstein and Lauer? They had the power. They could have stopped these men.
I was at the airport dodging sniper fire right next to Hillary when I heard.
At that moment I grabbed Hillary and used her as a human shield and made it safely to the building.
Live in Oak Ridge, TN
I follow the “Blue Glow” on the horizon to work every day
And my pets act like night lights
I was livestreaming my colonoscopy on my youtube channel for more boomer subscribers...
Cross country skiing on my way to the grocery store in Colorado.
Taking a Katie
I hope you didn't forget to wipe your Couric.
But I will let you know that here in the great state of CA city of the Angels I woke up under this freeway and saw that the taxpayers have now paid for free WiFi for us under this bridge now. Things are so good. We used to have to beg for food. Now we get clean socks, clean needles, PLENTY of food donations, and a fantastic hazmat crew comes by every morning to clean up our sh*t and stuff. Gracias, Jorge! And now we get free WiFi and donated cell phones so we can get our lives back together. I can reach my meth guy 24/7. It’s gonna be a great day.
I watched transfixed. Repeating the clip over and over till I fell asleep. I will never delete that historic important proclamation.
At home in Florida, getting ready for the killer hurricane.
I was chewing the fat off the bear hide my brave shot this morning. It is going to make a glorious coat.
I heard the NAACP is on stand by for Couric’s summer Olympics analysis of the javelin.
I was in northern Colorado, not watching Katie. But I’ll be cross-country skiing to work tonight.
I was in Missouri whitewashing a fence.
I was watching “Hans Brinker And the Silver Skates” on Disney & thought, “You know, Katie’s right. That’s just what Holland looks like in winter when the canals freeze over. The Dutch all strap on their skates and take to the ice”.
I was attending a White Supremacists rally in Bed-Stuy in support of gentrification.
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