Posted on 09/19/2017 8:12:24 AM PDT by w1n1
There's a new manly manly way that we discovered on cooking bacon. Yes, yes I know you’ve probably seen videos of the bacon wrapped around a barrel of an AR-15. Those videos are only showing the bacon getting burned from the heat of the barrel. Take a look at this method.
All you need are: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be thrown out, and 200 rounds of ammunition.
1. You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.
2. Then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. 
3. It's now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses. See the rest of this manly way to cook bacon - machine gun here.
I knew I was going to get a laugh out of this....
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=ted+cruz+machine+gun+bacon&view=detail&mid=19F482DC63686A425C7219F482DC63686A425C72&FORM=VIRE
Good, the last video I saw didn’t use tin foil.
I’d have put the tin foil on first, and probably afterward, too.
Not sure how I’d like gunpowder-smoked bacon.
Not to mention “Hoppe’s flavored bacon...
Real smart. More juvenile crap for the anti-gunners.
Figures. Look at Ted Cruz.
Looks like a pretty expensive way to cook bacon. At least by the time the bacon is done, everybody should be up and ready for breakfast. No sleeping in with all that noise.
He knows how to shoot a weapon
Abusing a gun is not manly.
Diesel fried Chicken.
Yeah, with bacon wrapped around a barrel.
Damn! And I threw away my last machine gun just the other day.
Lighten up, Cobra. A little humour never hurt anyone. If the library antis don’t like it, so what?
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