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Posted on 08/31/2017 12:36:38 PM PDT by harpu

Just RECEIVED the following from ‘somewhere’...

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Dear Friends:

We have the distinguished honor of being members of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money...magnificent to say the least!

Thank you,

The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee


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1 posted on 08/31/2017 12:36:38 PM PDT by harpu
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The only Hilary monument I’ll donate to will have the letters R.I.P engraved.


2 posted on 08/31/2017 12:40:34 PM PDT by littleharbour
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3 posted on 08/31/2017 12:42:23 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: littleharbour

The only Hilary monument I’ll donate to will have the letters R.I.P engraved.

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I’ll pour out a drink to that monument. After I filter it through my kidneys.


4 posted on 08/31/2017 12:43:27 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: gubamyster

If real, yuck!!


5 posted on 08/31/2017 12:44:36 PM PDT by fwdude (Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
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6 posted on 08/31/2017 12:48:04 PM PDT by Slyfox (Are you tired of winning yet?)
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To: fwdude

It’s real. If I remember correctly, it’s somewhere in Australia.


7 posted on 08/31/2017 12:51:21 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: harpu

It’ll be pulled down when we are in the post abortion era which will happen if we survive as a country


8 posted on 08/31/2017 12:54:21 PM PDT by stanne
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9 posted on 08/31/2017 12:59:46 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: harpu

I’m a little short of cash right now, but I will pledge to donate half the profits from my Guerilla Sock-Puppet Theater production of DEER HUNTER: THE MUSICAL starring Al Franken as the Viet Cong.


10 posted on 08/31/2017 1:01:37 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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11 posted on 08/31/2017 1:01:44 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Fiddlstix

news flash from the Dept of Redundancy Dept.


12 posted on 08/31/2017 1:02:14 PM PDT by QualityMan (The Adults are back in town)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Where is that statue? Who is it of? Cool.....


13 posted on 08/31/2017 1:05:51 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: fwdude

You didn’t bother to even read it, did you...


14 posted on 08/31/2017 1:07:33 PM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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Here is where Texas can help, given their large bovine population.....


15 posted on 08/31/2017 1:07:40 PM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Not cool. It is a statue of Baphomet at the Satanic Temple in Detroit.

http://www.cswisdom.com/the-satanic-temple-unveils-its-idol-in-detroit-on-saturday-in-the-news/


16 posted on 08/31/2017 1:10:34 PM PDT by Typelouder
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Masonic statute.


17 posted on 08/31/2017 1:16:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Mr. K

Read it? This is the FR. No reading before reacting. I think it’s a bylaw.


18 posted on 08/31/2017 1:29:54 PM PDT by Seruzawa (FABOL - F*** A Bunch Of Liberals)
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Sorry, ..... I always Flush immediately.


19 posted on 08/31/2017 1:34:32 PM PDT by EnglishOnly (Fight all out to win OR get out now.)
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To: harpu

Don’t be surprised if there will be an edifice erected for Hillary.

America is funny in many ways.

Hell, Houston voted for her in 2016.


20 posted on 08/31/2017 1:36:32 PM PDT by 353FMG
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