Skip to comments.Fun With Ferrets
Posted on 02/12/2017 6:52:48 AM PST by NOBO2012
OMG! OMG! Trump Administration is in turmoil! Theyre going to dump Sean Spicer as Press Secretary! Hes screwed everything up!
As reported by Fake News Site, CNN:
The White House is ramping up its search for a new communications director in an effort to lighten the load of embattled White House press secretary Sean Spicer, multiple sources told CNN.
A source familiar with internal communications said President Donald Trump is disappointed in Spicer's performance during the first two weeks of the administration.
A longtime Republican operative, Spicer is a close ally of White House chief of staff Reince Priebus. According to the source close to the hiring process, Trump is upset with Priebus over the selection of Spicer for arguably the administration's most visible position, next to the President.
"Priebus vouched for Spicer and against Trump's instincts," the source said.
The President "regrets it every day and blames Priebus," the source added.
But a senior administration official says Trump supports Spicer "100%."
Best guess as to whats actually going on:
Theres a leaker somewhere in the White House.
Trump hates leakers.
Best way to ferret a leaker out?
Feed them fake news. Something sweet, that they cant resist.
Theyll run with it:
Im guessing somebody is going to be ushered out of the White House next week but its not likely to be Spicer.
Im Molsterman and I approved this message.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
I put it this way: every morning. Trump outs a piece of cheese in a maze, fake news scurries while Trump governs and wins.
I had to send a young weasel to the state health department to be examined for rabies. It looked just like a ferret except for the chest coloring and it was the size of a ferret. Anyone else have trouble discerning a little weasel from a ferret?
But I give him credit for holding ground on the front lines of this intense cultural/political war.
However, I would welcome more muscled up-in your face- confrontational style from the Press Sec.
I think the left would view it as a victory if Spicer was replaced this early in the game and I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t matter who is standing up there answering the questions-the left is going to attack him or her. I’m not inclined to start giving the left victories like that.
Spicar is killing it. Trump wants a antogonist relationship with old media.
And they run off with keys and things like that.
The many reasons along with digging I want a friend to have one, but not me.
Similar to a friend's pet rabbits. Cute little buggers, but they have never learned that electrical wires are not nibbly treats.
Ferrets and weasels are part of the family mustelidae. They’re functionally identical. Ferrets, however, are mostly domesticated and don’t survive long in the wild.
Pinging Freeper “Ferret” ...
.. from the looney left.
Ferret musk ranges from slight to strong, but anything overwhelming usually means the gland removal was incomplete. I've had dozens of ferrets throughout my life, and the strongest odor comes from bathing. Ferrets should never be bathed. Instead, like chinchillas, they can be given a powder bath or a tub of sand to keep them "clean." They love to dig, so it's a good way to keep them busy.
They will, however, as you say, run off with keys and other things. They can be very mischievous. I had a dedicated room for my ferts, stripped of carpet and any other accoutrements. They are not in the habit of crapping in inaccessible places if you 1) litter train them and 2) don't let them have full reign of your home.
Ferrets are NOT for everyone. They require special attention and really should be kept in their own space. They play very well with cats and dogs if introduced early on. Any new puppies we brought home were crated in the same room as our "business," and they played very well. Ferrets will kill or maim animals such as rats and rabbits if left alone with them, as they are natural prey for mustelids.
Sure enough, about 10 minutes later a ferret walked out from under a bush along side the building. Since I had always wanted a ferret, and Michigan made them legal to own about a year prior, I took it in.
Well, you're right, they stink. I bathed the little guy several times but still couldn't get rid of the odor.
Keep in mind that I knew who the ferret escaped from since I had seen it on the guy's balcony. He was a punk thug who hung around with other bandana carrying thugs. So instead of returning it to him, the following Monday morning I took it to a vet that was a member of a ferret rescue group that had been created in anticipation of new ferret owners wanting to give them up for adoption due to various reasons - primarily because they stink........
Love the WInston Churchill quote! Bravo!
“Ferrets are NOT for everyone. They require special attention and really should be kept in their own space.”
Same goes for democrats and thier snowflake whelps.
On the “Molsterman Report” link.
I had to send a weasel to the health dept too.The darn thing was trying to attack some kittens in my back yard.Mom cat was doing battle with it but steadily losing ground.Smith and Wesson intervened and settled the issue.
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