Divorce agreement:

Conservative Treehouse ^ | Feb. 3, 2017 | ???

[HarleyLady27]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT — This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it’s by a young person, a student!! Whatever he runs for, I’ll vote for him!* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:

[leaning conservative]

Okay, Albion & I will camouflage a Subaru so that it looks like something else. I can’t live w/out my Sub. Years ago we were visiting my husband’s family on the east coast & we slid on black ice on the Jersey turnpike & slid across the highway & back across to the median. The car was totalled & we were fine. It was harrowing. The crusty Jersey tow guy said, “You know why you’re alive?” He tapped on the frame & said, “One of the best.”

[D Rider]

Sorry...get a Mercedes. Mine saved my daughters life. You just need to learn how to drive a rear wheel drive car. They work great on snow and ice with proper training. Including on black ice, I’ve done it in North Idaho. Not a scratch. But even in the best of circumstances, black ice is a 50-50 proposition.

[Albion Wilde]

I think your Subaru is fine. I think the article should have used a different example like the Prius. Sorry if I wasn’t clear.