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DUmmie FUnnies 12-20-16 (Berserk DUmmies Want $$$$ to Stop Trump)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 20, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/20/2016 10:34:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Despite the pleadings of President Jed Bartlet, the Electoral College actually showed a net GAIN for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. As a result, the DUmmies have melted down even more than previously. They are in flat out BERSERK mode. Not only that they are demanding money for an effort to continue stopping Trump as you can see in their deranged thread, I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP. As you will see deranged DUmmies are also very FUnnie DUmmies. So let us watch the DUmmies in going full out BERSERK in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the next 8 years of DUmmie angst looks to be quite hilarious, is in the [brackets]:

I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP

[Why don't you check with Skinner? Perhaps he can turn you on to some Clinton Cash.]

for the future of democracy, and that will take EVERY legal tool/weapon at our disposal.

[That's for the public record. In reality this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with taking illegal bucks.]

I want legions of lawyers, ones who will use every trick in the book.

[So how did that Faithless Electors trick work out for you?]

I want private detectives if we need them.

[Sherlock Holmes doesn't do idiotic politics.]

I don't f***ing care if the money for it comes from Soros, Gates, "Big pharma," or whatever.

[How about Koch Bros?]

I don't f***ing care if it's 'tainted' with corporations. We are not, repeat NOT going to win this thing on $25 donations, especially if people at risk aren't going to have it to spare under Trump.

[Inflation. Not long ago you were just $10 away from stopping Donald Trump.]

If we unilaterally disarm financially out of 'disgust' we will lose this country. Appearing to be an "oligarchy party" won't matter if we are under fascist leadership.

[Please report to your local Walmart detention center.]

As Barney Frank said of taking corporate money for his campaign, then passing regualtions on Wall Street, "Someone can take you to dinner, and you don't have to sleep with them, even if people think you did."

[Someone took Barney to dinner and franked him. And now to the other berserk DUmmies...]

there used to be some good Irish Democrats who got things done.

[Then they got honest jobs and became Republicans.]

I hope the Mark Cubans of the country will put their money where their mouths are. I can donate a few bucks here and there but nobody listens to a few bucks.

[I hate to break it to you but Mark Cuban is now making nice with Trump. Oh, and so is Carlos Slim.]

I am going to be majoring in forensic investigation. I will use whatever tools are at our disposal to be able to fight GOP corruption.

[CSI DUmmieland.]

There are plenty of examples of someone outspending their opponent and losing.

[Case in point: 2016 election when Hillary spent over double that of Trump and still LOST.]

It is a depressing night tonight, with the EC votes in. Next month it begins with the probable fascist state.

[The party begins 1/20.]

By less than 80,000 votes in the Electoral College. If Comey hadn't dropped his two letter bombs she would have won.

[Or if Wikileaks weren't released. Or if Hillary didn't campaign on a vacation schedule. Or if she had at least visited Wisconsin. Or if she didn't insult working class voters with glitterati showbiz performers on stage with her. Or if.....]

It doesn't matter what you bring to a "gunfight" if you can't find your butt with two hands.

[That sounds like a requirement for becoming a registered DUmmie.]

Where do you stand on setting people up with hookers?

[Market rate in Venezuela is only 100,000 Bolivars a pop. Cheap!]


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To: cgbg
This could be bloody. :-)

Let's all hope!

My observations are that the dhimmicrats are "big tent" only in the sense that "I agree with you if you agree with me". There really is no (classic) liberal open-mindedness or diversity of opinion to them at all.

And there was no love lost for the hildebeast. They dutifully voted for the "D" after her name (except, perhaps for the true lunatic fringe who voted for VOTUS (Vagina Of The United States)). They wanted that "first" so badly they would prop up any ole POS in order to get it.

The state of disarray in the dhimmi party is schadenfreude that I will enjoy for as long as it lasts!

21 posted on 12/20/2016 12:02:26 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix
What's funny is that Donald Trump was the only candidate to invite Bill and Hillary to his wedding. He was also a Democrat a number of years.

How can any liberal have a problem with him, when Jeb Bush couldn't even show he was that “liberal?”

22 posted on 12/20/2016 12:31:33 PM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Are these Hillary whiners being paid to whine?


23 posted on 12/20/2016 12:38:40 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Say, whatever happened to William Rivers Pitt?


24 posted on 12/20/2016 1:34:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He's over here.

This Is Real, This Is Happening

25 posted on 12/20/2016 1:39:21 PM PST by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wee Willie is on the OUTS with Skinner because of his support of Bernie. One of many driven out of DUmmieland for good.


26 posted on 12/20/2016 2:21:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: PJ-Comix

> Wee Willie is on the OUTS with Skinner because of his support of Bernie. One of many driven out of DUmmieland for good.

Thanks. I’ll shed a tiny tear for him. Someday. No hurry.


27 posted on 12/20/2016 2:25:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: csvset

Much appreciated.


28 posted on 12/20/2016 2:25:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: csvset

Much appreciated.


29 posted on 12/20/2016 2:26:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: csvset

P. S. Just read the column. What a self-absorbed weenie


30 posted on 12/20/2016 2:31:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am going to be majoring in forensic investigation. I will use whatever tools are at our disposal to be able to fight GOP corruption.

[CSI DUmmieland.]

Now THAT was a good one PJ.
LOL


31 posted on 12/20/2016 2:41:07 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: csvset

3rd rate blah

William Rivers pit......lol


32 posted on 12/20/2016 3:40:13 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix
::[Someone took Barney to dinner and franked him] ::


33 posted on 12/20/2016 4:14:17 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: csvset

It was a dark night.
It was a dreary night.
It was a dark, dreary night.
The raindrops falling from the sky were hard, hard like the tears of a million leftists dropping down like a hard cold rain.
The sad tears of millions of the deluded, diehard socialists mixed with the naivety of the young.
To some those tears on that dark dreary night were bitter to the taste but to many, many others those sad sad teardrops tasted oh so sweet, almost like..........VICTORY.


34 posted on 12/20/2016 4:17:15 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

From the Wee-Willie post,
:: with those little nuts mixed in, the crumbly ones that get everywhere as soon as you crack the bag ::

Well, damn Willie...that must’ve hurt!
Can you still perform?


35 posted on 12/20/2016 4:21:23 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Pitt is Pathetic....and so are his followers.
What drivel....


36 posted on 12/20/2016 4:28:32 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: mowowie

well, it’s good to know that his crumbly nuts got mixed once his bag was cracked.


37 posted on 12/20/2016 4:38:29 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I wonder if he’s still living in the cabin in the middle of nowhere with his skrany wife.


38 posted on 12/20/2016 4:46:53 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for Deportation)
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To: PJ-Comix
for the future of democracy, and that will take EVERY legal tool/weapon at our disposal.

[Hurry, hurry! Only one month left until the big day!]

I want private detectives if we need them.

[Sherlock Holmes: "You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of DUmmies."]

If we unilaterally disarm financially out of 'disgust' we will lose this country. Appearing to be an "oligarchy party" won't matter if we are under fascist leadership.

[I'd comment, but I have no clue what any of this means.]

Next month it begins with the probable fascist state.

[Probable?]

I can donate a few bucks here and there

[A DUmmie and his money are soon parted.]

If Comey hadn't dropped his two letter bombs she would have won.

[Hillary choked on Weinerleaks.]

39 posted on 12/20/2016 10:25:47 PM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: tapatio; PJ-Comix
We lost the Presidency, the House, the Senate and have gotten killed at the state level. Something with our messaging isn't resonating with a large part of the country.

This from a poster named Ace over at Dummieland. Maybe he is on to something!

It must be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

40 posted on 12/21/2016 8:37:29 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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