Posted on 11/23/2016 7:01:03 AM PST by wayne_shrugged
Before the 2016 US Presidential Election, Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall — as if that would be a gigantic middle finger to the rest of the country. Now, that Trump is President Elect, the other 49 states are demanding to know when construction begins. The rest of the country is even willing to chip in to defray costs; Canada has even volunteered to send builders in hopes of containing and preventing loony celebrities in full apoplectic melt-downs like Lena Dunham, Cher and Rosie O’Donut from escaping into Canada.
After turning California into a Third World Fiefdom of Sanctuary City-States, Leftists have been fleeing to neighboring states — that actually still function and follow US laws, and where their cancerous ideas have begun to metastasize as they inflict their voting habits on their healthy unsuspecting neighbors. Not surprisingly, the other 49 states seem overly in favor of the Great Wall of Mexifornia and are beginning to seriously consider life without that gangrenous appendage. The Motor Voter Bill combined with the brilliant idea of giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens created an instant cache of hundreds of thousands of new “undocumented Democrat voters” just in time for the election.
Post-election analysis reveals that Madonna reneged on her offer to fellate any man who would vote for Hillary; as common wisdom reveals, the Left is full of empty promises. Madonna knew full well that there is barely enough collective testosterone in all Hillary supporters combined to enable even one healthy male to rise to the occasion.
After spewing sham polls, phony predictions and fraudulent analysis, the Clinton News Network, the New York Slimes and the rest of the tawdry, tired old pressitudes of the Mainstream Media hitched up their fishnet stockings and reapplied their false eyelashes before lecturing Americans that they were racist for electing an old white guy instead of an old white woman. “Fake News” is what the public should really be concerned about, said the charlatans posing as journalists.
Now, if the rest of country could sponsor a sting operation in the guise of a DNC Fundraiser or a Clinton Foundation Gala in Los Angeles to attract all the East Coast hustlers and chiselers, the builders could finish the Great Wall of Mexifornia and seal them all in together and give the rest of the country a chance to Make America Great Again.
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For the life of me I cannot understand how the people of CA re-elected that guy. His actions suggest the IQ of dust.
I hope Trump has his people working on a contingency plan for a continuation of that wall up the eastern border of CA.
If you ever spoke with the Average 30 yr old or Hollywood Celebrity in California, you might find that Moonbeam is a real Genius in comparison.
If you can get your mind around the fact in the past
forty-five years California has become the the repository
for so many liberals from elsewhere then it should
become clear.
I would sure like to have my state back.
Yeah, I’ve read enough to get a feel for the problem. I think was really pisses me off is how enamored the public is with these idiots. I hate it when I hear one of them (or Buffet) say their taxes are too low. Still, I have yet to see anyone of them open their checkbooks and write an additional million dollar check to the IRS. Until that happens, STFU...the rest of us are struggling out here. Finally, the money we do send to the IRS is frittered away by politicians on spending that’s aimed at vote-getting, not problem solving. Cell phones for deadbeats? Really? Nothing more than pandering for votes.
As the article states, “Leftists from California are fleeing (to escape the results of their own loony policies) to other states and taking their voting habits with them.”
I might have added, serious left wingers in the frozen NE, have for the past number of years, fled southward, thus you now have the once beautiful states like No. and So. Carolina and Florida into havens for serious left wing loonies with voted on policies to match!
“Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown said that if Trump were to be elected President, California would build its own wall”
Nevertheless, he’ll still demand water from Lake Mead to quench the thirst of his millions of illegals.
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