Anguished by Trump, Lena Dunham Flees to Posh Arizona Resort, Asks Rocks for ‘Guidance'

Heat Street ^ | November 16, 2016 | Andrew Stiles

[C19fan]

Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

[Palio di Siena]

my sediments exactly.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Well, that sewer rat comment made me spray coffee all over my screen, lol!

[Scrambler Bob]

Is that anything like wrestling with a pig?

[US_MilitaryRules]

Uh, no! She is asking them for guidance! So that makes the rocks, smarter.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Point taken! LOL.

[RooRoobird20]

I live in Arizona. Sedona is beautiful, but it is also an idiot leftist magnet. All kinds of wiccans, brain-damaged hippies in tie-dyed shirts, and other New Age nut jobs live there. Supposedly there is some kind of magical “vortex” there in the red rocks, really silly stuff. Sedona used to be a nice little tourist town, now it’s overrun with unhinged leftists.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Nice verse, good hymn, and a very well done revenge sequence for Babylon 5...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zly_tL5mMc8

[RooRoobird20]

RULES PLEASE!!

A basic Free Republic safety rule: please post an eye wash station warning prior to posting a photo as horrifying as Lena Dunham naked. My eyes, my eyes!!!

Have some compassion for your fellow Deplorables LMAO!!!

[lurk]

Hmmmm. We live with red rocks (and all other colors of rocks) all around. Never thought of talking to them.

Is it the iron oxide in the red rocks that makes them smarter than the gray rocks? Is that racist, preferring one color of rock? Shouldn’t there be a Fed program to make sure every rock gets its share of iron oxide?Every red rock should pay its fair share. Kill every red rock.

[ek_hornbeck]

I live in Arizona. Sedona is beautiful, but it is also an idiot leftist magnet. All kinds of wiccans, brain-damaged hippies in tie-dyed shirts, and other New Age nut jobs live there. Supposedly there is some kind of magical “vortex” there in the red rocks, really silly stuff. Sedona used to be a nice little tourist town, now it’s overrun with unhinged leftists.

Unfortunately you're right. Santa Fe, NM is the same way. It's overrun by flaky New-Agers who believe in magic healing crystals. You'd think grown-ups would realize that quartz has no special powers.

[Rollee]

She is absolutely disgusting _ an attention seeking idiot.

[Tennessee Nana]

There Is No Arizona

Hillary promised her a new and better life out in Arizona
Underneath the blue neverending sky, swore that she was gonna
Get things in order she’d send for her
When she left her behind, it never crossed her mind

There is no Arizona
No painted desert, no Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
She could fill it up with the lies she’s told her
But they don’t exist, those dreams she sold her
She’ll wake up and find
There is no Arizona

She got a postcard with no return address postmarked Tombstone
It said, I don’t know where I’m goin’ next, but when I do I’ll let you know
May, June, July, she wonders why
She’s still waiting, she’ll keep waiting cause

There is no Arizona
No painted desert, no Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
She could fill it up with the lies she’s told her
But they don’t exist, those dreams she sold her
She’ll get there and find
There is no Arizona

Each day the sun sets into the west
Her heart sinks lower in her chest
Friends keep asking when she’s going
Finally she tells them, don’t you know

There is no Arizona
No painted desert, no Sedona
If there was a Grand Canyon
She could fill it up with the lies she’s told her
But they don’t exist, those dreams she sold her
She’ll get there and find
There is no Arizona

Shaye Smith/Jamie O’Neal - There Is No Arizona

[Zippo44]

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land, glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee;
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada! Where pines and maples grow,
Great prairies spread and Lordly rivers flow!
How dear to us thy broad domain,
From East to Western sea!
The land of hope for all who toil,
The true North strong and free!
God keep our land, glorious and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada! Beneath thy shining skies,
May Stalwart sons, and gentle maidens rise.
To keep thee steadfast thro’ the years,
From East to Western sea.
Our own beloved native land,
Our true North strong and free!
God keep our land, glorious and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
Ruler supreme, who hearest humble prayer,
Hold our Dominion, in thy loving care.
Help us to find, O God, in thee,
A lasting rich reward.
As waiting for the better day,
We ever stand on guard.
God keep our land, glorious and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

[GOYAKLA]

Brilliant! Brilliant!
A Guinness for thee.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

She needs to be booted about 300 miles south.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

" The celeb recently said she was “terrified” that a “predator will soon be residing in the White House,”"

Ok, so this is hilarious. She's worried about Donald Trump because a bunch of woman come out and said he groped them like a month or so before the election, but Bill Clinton has had allegations against him going back to his Arkansas days and he also pleaded no contest to sexually assaulting Paula Jones. BTW, having sex with an intern in the oval office is the definition of sexual harassment.

[Grams A]

Our family has gone to Sedona every year for a week at Christmas and has been for at least the last ten years. Snowfall there two years ago was a sight to behold. Have so enjoyed our time hiking through all the rocks. But it has changed over the years, particularly since McCain decided to buy some property there, and not for the better. Just way too commercial with many quaint local shops with local merchant wares being replaced by imports from China and too many tee shirt shops. Traffic is horrendous. Decided to go elsewhere this year.

Sorry we will miss Dunham. /s/

[Vaduz]

Two rolls of paper shows what she is full of.

[OLDCU]

Did anyone tell her when she said she was moving out of the country Sedona, AZ doesn’t count?

[Wneighbor]

What Lena needs to hear from the rocks

Luke chapter 19

38 “Blessed is the king who comes in the name of the Lord!”“Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!” 39 Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to Jesus, “Teacher, rebuke your disciples!” 40 “I tell you,” he replied, “if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out.”