Anguished by Trump, Lena Dunham Flees to Posh Arizona Resort, Asks Rocks for ‘Guidance'

Heat Street ^ | November 16, 2016 | Andrew Stiles

[C19fan]

Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

[C19fan]

I heard Sedona, AZ is gorgeous but will with New Age freake like Dunham. Miss. Dunham, AZ is part of the US. You promised to leave if Trump won. KEEP YOUR PROMISE!

[Buckeye McFrog]

[ConservativeMind]

Sedona is a jewel—I've spent days there.

The rocks will tell her, “Stay forever silent.”

[cyclotic]

Asked the rocks for guidance. Wow, is that better than “Thinking good thoughts?”

Multiple levels of stupid there.

[Covenantor]

The words fashionable and Lena Dunham should never appear in the same sentence, never, never, never ever.

[Loyalist]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

She’s gone to be among her intellectual equals. Entirely understandable.

[VanDeKoik]

Isn’t Canada in the other direction?

[AppyPappy]

I have something rock hard RIGHT HERE that she can have.

It’s a math book.

[C19fan]

Perhaps she is making her way to Mexico.

[latina4dubya]

she absolutely disgusts me like no other... seriously...

[Scrambler Bob]

Better than asking a liberal.

Raises her IQ into low single digits.

[eyeamok]

after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

Sounds like more than enough evidence to warrant a MANDATORY PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION.

[rey]

Isn’t The Rock, Dwayne Johnson running next term?

[MrEdd]

There is no Arizona
No painted desert, no Sedona...

[Rummyfan]

Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety.

Where is a rattlesnake when you need one?

[ek_hornbeck]

I love northern Arizona. The sandstone formations in Sedona are amazing, and just north of there you have so many other places worth seeing: the Grand Canyon, the painted desert, the petrified forest, the cinder cones, the meteor crater, Mt. Humphrey, etc.

There's no need to defile such a great place with a repulsive creature like Dunham. Seeing her there would be the equivalent of seeing a sewer rat run across your dinner table at a 5 star restaurant.

[originalbuckeye]

It would be good if the Grignak would get Ms Dunham.

[stonehouse01]

I do not know who Lena Dunham is. Seriously I have no idea. I hear her referred to but do not know who she is. (don’t care or want to either)

[Baynative]

She is probably just looking for public restrooms where she can get naked and enjoy some cake. It's her safe space.