Posted on 10/22/2016 1:52:10 PM PDT by John Semmens
Included in her introduction of comedian Amy Schumer at a New York City performance, pop star Madonna told the audience that “if you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job.” It was not clear whether this was an inducement or a threat.
Audience member Richard Long of Queens found the prospect appealing. “Madonna said she’s not a douche and that she swallows,” Long pointed out. “That’s classy. Hillary’s got my vote.”
In contrast, audience member Anne Chester of Manhattan wondered “whether this is the kind of thing a Clinton supporter ought to be saying. Look at all the trouble Trump got himself into for his lewd talk. I mean, blow jobs from Monica are what got President Clinton impeached. It makes you wonder which side is more tawdry.”
For her part, Schumer saw the offer as “f*cking fantastic” and predicted that “there’ll be a stampede of guys who were going to vote for Trump racing to get in line for their turn to be serviced by a true artist.”
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Like really.
Why would we want a STD called Liberalism from that Skank.
CLASSY NIECE CHUCK!!!! QUITE A CLASSY FAMILY, I BET!!
What happened to $5 or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s
I don’t really like madonna, but Im glad to see she is doing what she can to help out Trump by chasing away the hitlary votes.
Never put your gentleman parts into an infested Petry dish.
Bill is 2984th in line, and pissed because Joe Biden won’t let him cut in front
Id rather use pumice hand soap and my fav pic of phyillsi diller
Bill Clinton voted early
Madonna always confused me. She had some talent and a good career b. Then she went super- slimey and filthy. Horrible. Just horrible. Whatever happened to her ?
First thing that popped into my head when I heard Madonna had said that was “Hillary will be first in line” LOL!
What happened to her was actually “who” happened to her. She was never under God’s wing. She is controlled by the spirit of this world, the spirit of anti-Christ. This is just the inevitable. That’s why these people are so vile - and they think they’re right, and funny.
Joe told Bill he would take him out behind the gym if he cut in.
“Richard Long” hahaha. nickname “Dick.” Calling the roll call in class. hahaha.
Audience member Richard Long...I wonder if he uses the nickname “Dick”?
In the spirit of the non-stop liars named Hillary and Bill Clinton, an army of men should line up, say they’ll vote for the Hillary beast, get the one time job that’s been offered, and then run at the fastest speed possible to vote for Donald Trump.
She better get to swallowing, and eating some real crow. This is going to be a great entertaining election.
She can fulfill her offer with ISIS.
>crickets
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