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Airline Pilot Tries To Punish A U.S. Air Force Soldier. He Didn't Expect THIS To Happen
Emailed around the web Albertlea.com Jokes ^ | October 27, 2009 | Posted by GEOKARJO on October 27, 2009

Posted on 10/20/2016 4:55:57 PM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com



TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: chat; stupid
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To: PAR35

Lockheed’s also preparing to offer a civil version of the “J” model for commercial use.


41 posted on 10/20/2016 6:13:14 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Sequoyah101

In a former life I flew L-382’s civilian Hercs, for Southern Air Transport. We had a mod to haul around 20 pax. I flew around Japan and Korea on an AMC contract.


42 posted on 10/20/2016 6:17:09 PM PDT by phormer phrog phlyer
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To: Nifster

Call an airman a fly boy and you’ll experience what a fly boy really is.


43 posted on 10/20/2016 6:40:11 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Ambtion Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
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To: Donglalinger
I agree, the headline doesn't add up and the story sounds apocryphal...but it's still a Great punchline!
44 posted on 10/20/2016 6:40:12 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Donglalinger
I agree, the headline doesn't add up and the story sounds apocryphal...but it's still a Great punchline!
45 posted on 10/20/2016 6:40:12 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: PAR35
You young pups.

Thank you for calling me a young pup. I'm nearly 66 and am flattered beyond belief. ;-)

46 posted on 10/20/2016 6:54:49 PM PDT by llevrok (je sui cou rouge !)
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To: DuncanWaring

There’s probably a market; the question would be price. Lockheed’s so used to selling to the taxpayers at bloated prices, I wonder if they would even be capable of selling commercially.


47 posted on 10/20/2016 6:58:54 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: phormer phrog phlyer

If it was SAT, I’m not sure it is fair to call it civilian.


48 posted on 10/20/2016 7:02:18 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

This is a new twist on an old story that’s apparently being circulated on the interweb. The basic “what are you going to do to me” line dates back to WW2 at least. This latest version is full of holes that even I can spot.


49 posted on 10/20/2016 7:05:26 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Donglalinger

Well I caught a hop on a military aircraft that had a civilian airline pilot flying it. However, he was a reserve officer getting in his flying time.


50 posted on 10/20/2016 7:24:05 PM PDT by papageo
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com
Exactly what form of punishment do you have in mind?

Guarding Hillary for the Secret Service?


51 posted on 10/20/2016 7:36:06 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

bookmark


52 posted on 10/20/2016 7:39:47 PM PDT by BlueLancer ("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." Winston Churchill)
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To: Celtic Conservative

C-130s don’t use lav trucks.


53 posted on 10/20/2016 7:45:47 PM PDT by Mr.Unique (The government, by its very nature, cannot give except what it first takes.)
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54 posted on 10/20/2016 7:56:48 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conservatives own 200,000,000 guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. If we were violent you'd know it.)
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To: SkyDancer

The airmanship answer was perfecto...the fly boy was a jerk. He was no airman and you know it


55 posted on 10/20/2016 8:07:30 PM PDT by Nifster (Ignore all polls. Get Out The Vote)
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To: PAR35

Most of the Herc flying was government related., but not all.


56 posted on 10/20/2016 8:10:03 PM PDT by phormer phrog phlyer
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To: PAR35

You can’t sue a defense contractor for a plane load of soldiers dying in a military plane crash. But you can sue a defense contractor who builds a commercial plane in which people die in, see L1011.


57 posted on 10/20/2016 8:12:52 PM PDT by superfries
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Although humorous and I can appreciate the effort ...

Dumb as hell ... fabricated/written by or for an amateur stand up comic in some small town.

(still smiled a little)


58 posted on 10/20/2016 9:03:25 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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To: PAR35

C-130?

Hell when I was a kid we landed in Ketchikan via Commercial Airlines in a PBY Catalina (used until the early 70’s)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchikan_International_Airport

Taint nothin new

In more recent years flown in and out of many a POS location via C-130.
When ya really can’t stand it another minute the most beautiful sight in the world is a C-130, until it lands at your destination and then you know for sure females really still do exist because ya see one and whichever one you see first just became/replaced the most beautiful sight you have ever seen.
(Still love the C-130... EX Wife, not so much)


59 posted on 10/20/2016 9:23:10 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com
Waaayyy back, when I was in 2/12 Cav in the 1st Cavalry Division at Fort Hood, that was one our common responses as well ...

What are you going to do? Put me in the infantry and send me to Fort Hood?

60 posted on 10/21/2016 2:57:41 AM PDT by BlueLancer ("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." Winston Churchill)
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