President Trump and the 2017 State of the Union

The Dayton Daily News ^ | January 12, 2016 | Jay Bookman - The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

[2ndDivisionVet]

The transcript of the 2017 State of the Union address, as delivered by President Donald Trump:

Thank you. Thank you. I have to say, nice building, this Capitol. Nice room. But too old-fashioned, don't you think? I do this all the time. I acquire these rundown old properties, I buy them cheap, I bring in my decorators, we fix it up. More mirrors, more gold trim, a nice statue of me ... we'll have it looking beautiful. Come back next year, you'll be amazed.

There's our new First Lady, Melania, up in the balcony. First supermodel in the White House. Amazing no one thought of it before. See that empty seat next to her? That's for Ted Cruz. Not here anymore. Nice guy. Smart guy. Everything I say, he agreed with me. Everything I say. So I said go back to Canada, Ted, where you belong.

So Ted, he's the first immigrant I deported. More to come, I promise you that. We have to do it. Ted can run for prime minister up there, he'll do great. Cold, but great.

See the other empty seat? Right here, behind me, next to Speaker Pelosi. (Can you believe the face on that one?) That's for my new vice president, Marco Rubio. He never showed up here when he was a senator, so I told him, why should you show up now? Stay home. Get yourself a nice glass of water, take off those high-heels, turn on the Home Shopping Network. Such low energy.....

[lonestar67]

Ted Cruz should be President is my point.

[MeshugeMikey]

Oprah is an accomplisehd RICH women

should we vote for her as POTUS??

[jmaroneps37]

Isn’t amazing how the Republican/conservatives are so quick to mock wealth and success? They’re even quicker than the Democrats and showing their green eyed jealousy.

[jmaroneps37]

Isn’t amazing how the Republican/conservatives are so quick to mock wealth and success? They’re even quicker than the Democrats and showing their green eyed jealousy.