Posted on 01/13/2016 1:30:15 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
The transcript of the 2017 State of the Union address, as delivered by President Donald Trump:
Thank you. Thank you. I have to say, nice building, this Capitol. Nice room. But too old-fashioned, don't you think? I do this all the time. I acquire these rundown old properties, I buy them cheap, I bring in my decorators, we fix it up. More mirrors, more gold trim, a nice statue of me ... we'll have it looking beautiful. Come back next year, you'll be amazed.
There's our new First Lady, Melania, up in the balcony. First supermodel in the White House. Amazing no one thought of it before. See that empty seat next to her? That's for Ted Cruz. Not here anymore. Nice guy. Smart guy. Everything I say, he agreed with me. Everything I say. So I said go back to Canada, Ted, where you belong.
So Ted, he's the first immigrant I deported. More to come, I promise you that. We have to do it. Ted can run for prime minister up there, he'll do great. Cold, but great.
See the other empty seat? Right here, behind me, next to Speaker Pelosi. (Can you believe the face on that one?) That's for my new vice president, Marco Rubio. He never showed up here when he was a senator, so I told him, why should you show up now? Stay home. Get yourself a nice glass of water, take off those high-heels, turn on the Home Shopping Network. Such low energy.....
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Hilarious and likely not far off base! They did leave out, “I’ve built a great company.” and “I’m really, really, rich.”
Trump has accomplished much more than Ted.
Ted’s dad didn’t give him $100 million dollars, though, did he? Ted got to where he is on his own two feet.
The reality would be far different save for the bit about having a decent looking First Lady.
OMGOSH...this is hilarious....I can just see him doing this to...
ROFLMAO!!! Only Trump can do this, only Trump!!!
How many Supreme Court cases has Trump won?
I think Cruz is standing at 5 out of 9.
They should use that for one of the skits in the TV Show, The Write-in. I’ll give it to my friend.
Waiting for someone to accuse me of “smearing” Don Trump with this.
It doesn’t take much to win a SC case. Look at Roe v Wade. Obamacare. etc.
Thanks for the ping.
How many employees has Cruz created jobs for?
How many businesses has he run?
What has Trump done for the country? If Cruz has not worked so diligently to defeat the Gang of 8 bill, Trump would not have the immigration issue to talk about. ( I don’t like Trump’s touchback amnesty.)
Trump can talk about gun rights, but it was Cruz who has both in Congress and at the Supreme Court fought for the 2nd Amendment.
Trump has never been an advocate for anyone but Trump. He is a crony capitalist who has decided to grasp corruption now from the side he has been buying all these years.
How does that qualify him for President? If we keep electing politicians to the Oval Office, our economy has zero chance of surviving. Winning court cases won't help us.
Cruz would be great on the Supreme Court or as attorney general. But what has he accomplished in the US Senate?
[Tedâs dad didnât give him $100 million dollars, though, did he? Ted got to where he is on his own two feet.]
But Trump took that $100 million and turned it into a $10 billion empire.
That is probably why Donald has so many Supreme Court wins— they are so easy.
Again, my conservative ignorance leaves me unaware of the numberer.
How many easy wins does Donald have before the Supreme Court?
Several. You do know that law firms are businesses, right?
Several. You do know that law firms are businesses, right?
Cruz continues to follow Trump like a puppy.
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