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Yew Might Be A Zottee If Yew....
RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 11, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com

Posted on 09/11/2015 12:06:16 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Islamb-ofobia is southeren barbeecue.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have a photo of Hillary on yer ‘fridginator.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Biancee (or whatever) is “a 'roll' model.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the sayings of Miley Cyrus.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: cry with happiness at the sight of Bruce Jenner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the best jokes of Joe Biden

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: love John Boehner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: smoke tofu

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: like your daily 2000 calorie “latte.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think “Black Lives Matter,” matters.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think all street signs that say “South…” should be torn down.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t jine in here and submit yer own “Yew might be a Liberal if yew....” ribbing :)


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: liberal; poolofunngh; pulledamuscle; pullmyfinger; pullthiscord; pullthisthread; someonesetupus; thebomb; typovirusvictim; vikingkitties; whathappen; youmightbeliberal; zot
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To: Reverend Saltine

Nice language...

Nevermind. You are no longer here.


21 posted on 09/15/2015 6:13:32 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jim Robinson
Opus accepted.

bye


This is one of the few times I wished FR had a "Like" button. :)
22 posted on 09/15/2015 6:14:17 PM PDT by callisto (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Jim Robinson

President FReeper BUMP!


23 posted on 09/15/2015 6:15:11 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Bush [the 90s rock band] for POTUS 2016!!!)
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To: Darksheare

Question. What is a “soin of a bitch”? Is that sort of like a loin of a cow? Or a coin of a queen?


24 posted on 09/15/2015 6:15:36 PM PDT by RKBA Democrat (Resist often, obey rarely.)
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To: Reverend Saltine
you haz a weird smell, like ozone...


25 posted on 09/15/2015 6:19:05 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Darksheare
well, the poster's dead, maybe the thread will live
26 posted on 09/15/2015 6:22:10 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Soin might be an attempt at gaelic.


27 posted on 09/15/2015 6:31:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Chode; Reverend Saltine
"We dance on blackened bones!"
In the meantime, I found the poster saying something odd here.
28 posted on 09/15/2015 6:33:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Reverend Saltine


Road Kill Beeber AssociationZOT ZOT ZOT


29 posted on 09/15/2015 6:35:04 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Jim Robinson

30 posted on 09/15/2015 6:40:18 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Reverend Saltine

I think your stay here will be short. IBTZ


31 posted on 09/15/2015 6:46:26 PM PDT by Mom MD
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To: Mom MD; Jim Robinson

dang.... IATZ You are too quick JR!


32 posted on 09/15/2015 6:47:55 PM PDT by Mom MD
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To: Darksheare; Chode; Reverend Saltine

Always remember that,

“Dancing Monkey Don’t Never Get To Be Kong”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCUJ_HbVzA


33 posted on 09/15/2015 6:58:55 PM PDT by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Darksheare
heh heh heh
34 posted on 09/15/2015 7:00:16 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Zeneta
LOL! OK... that was sufe-nuff different...
35 posted on 09/15/2015 7:06:05 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Reverend Saltine

Alas, we hardly knew ye.

Well, bye.


36 posted on 09/15/2015 7:09:35 PM PDT by glock rocks (I don't always talk to liberals, but when I do, I order the large fries.)
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To: Darksheare

So I get home late and all that’s left is the aroma of charred flesh.

I always miss the fun...


37 posted on 09/15/2015 7:29:17 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Climb on board. There is plenty of landscaping to be done.


38 posted on 09/15/2015 7:33:55 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Delta 21

Well. There you go!


39 posted on 09/15/2015 7:39:23 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Delta 21; SandyInSeattle

We will need some shrubberies.


40 posted on 09/15/2015 7:40:54 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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