Yew Might Be A Zottee If Yew....

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[Reverend Saltine]

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Islamb-ofobia is southeren barbeecue.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have a photo of Hillary on yer ‘fridginator.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Biancee (or whatever) is “a 'roll' model.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the sayings of Miley Cyrus.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: cry with happiness at the sight of Bruce Jenner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the best jokes of Joe Biden

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: love John Boehner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: smoke tofu

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: like your daily 2000 calorie “latte.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think “Black Lives Matter,” matters.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think all street signs that say “South…” should be torn down.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t jine in here and submit yer own “Yew might be a Liberal if yew....” ribbing :)

[Jet Jaguar]

Nice language...

Nevermind. You are no longer here.

[callisto]

Opus accepted.

bye

This is one of the few times I wished FR had a "Like" button. :)

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

President FReeper BUMP!

[RKBA Democrat]

Question. What is a “soin of a bitch”? Is that sort of like a loin of a cow? Or a coin of a queen?

[Chode]

you haz a weird smell, like ozone...

[Chode]

well, the poster's dead, maybe the thread will live

[Darksheare]

Soin might be an attempt at gaelic.

[Darksheare]

"We dance on blackened bones!"
In the meantime, I found the poster saying something odd here.

[Delta 21]

[Delta 21]

[Mom MD]

I think your stay here will be short. IBTZ

[Mom MD]

dang.... IATZ You are too quick JR!

[Zeneta]

Always remember that,

“Dancing Monkey Don’t Never Get To Be Kong”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCUJ_HbVzA

[Chode]

heh heh heh

[Chode]

LOL! OK... that was sufe-nuff different...

[glock rocks]

Alas, we hardly knew ye.

Well, bye.

[NoCmpromiz]

So I get home late and all that’s left is the aroma of charred flesh.

I always miss the fun...

[Delta 21]

Climb on board. There is plenty of landscaping to be done.

[Jet Jaguar]

Well. There you go!

[Jet Jaguar]

We will need some shrubberies.