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Jeb Bush Contends He Is "a Latino Trapped Inside an Anglo Body" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/02/2015 4:57:28 PM PDT by John Semmens

In a speech in Puerto Rico, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) told the audience that "I am a Latino trapped inside an Anglo body." Bush lamented that "there is no ethnic reassignment protocol like there is gender reassignment therapy for a woman trapped inside a man's body. Nevertheless, I feel as if I am an illegal immigrant and want to do what I can to secure the rights of all my compatriots to enjoy the fruits of US citizenship."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: bush; illegals; latino; satire
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21 posted on 05/02/2015 6:06:40 PM PDT by Bobalu (If we live to see 2017 we will be kissing the ground)
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22 posted on 05/02/2015 6:25:53 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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23 posted on 05/02/2015 6:28:51 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: Mark17

I know of no white dudes who refer to themselves as “Anglo”—except Jeb Bush.


24 posted on 05/02/2015 7:00:39 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Really ..???

I thought he was so proud of his Hispanic heritage; you couldn’t separate him from it ..????

I guess Jeb really doesn’t know who he is .. and he wants us to trust him with our country ..??


25 posted on 05/02/2015 7:03:48 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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To: Fiji Hill
I know of no white dudes who refer to themselves as “Anglo”—except Jeb Bush.

There are always a few here and there that do. Most don't I just wonder about Jeb Bush. What is his motivation? I assume he is pandering?

26 posted on 05/02/2015 7:18:53 PM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for putting “satire” in the title. I would’ve bought hook, line, and sinker.


27 posted on 05/02/2015 7:22:08 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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I would’ve bought THIS hook, line, and sinker.


28 posted on 05/02/2015 7:23:46 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: John Semmens

He has semi-temporarily gone native; that’s all.


29 posted on 05/02/2015 7:38:33 PM PDT by odds
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To: John Semmens

If a guy says he is a female born with a man’s body but still prefers only women what does that make him? A recent survey where I work asked several questions regarding sexual preference that I felt had no business being asked so I, being male, check that I was just that...a lesbian. When asked I explained that I watched a late night cable show where two lesbians we’re going at it and I started to get into myself so I came to realize there could be no other answer....I am a male lesbian.


30 posted on 05/02/2015 7:52:49 PM PDT by TonyM
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To: John Semmens

Must be 2 or 3 trapped in there........


31 posted on 05/02/2015 8:22:18 PM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Red Badger

Yes, and JEB will smuggle them across the border.


32 posted on 05/02/2015 10:09:59 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

lol!


33 posted on 05/03/2015 3:43:11 AM PDT by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
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To: John Semmens

You gotta stop writing this stuff, its scary, it is more spot on and true than what the lamebrain media ever report.


34 posted on 05/03/2015 9:52:00 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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