Posted on 05/02/2015 4:57:28 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a speech in Puerto Rico, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) told the audience that "I am a Latino trapped inside an Anglo body." Bush lamented that "there is no ethnic reassignment protocol like there is gender reassignment therapy for a woman trapped inside a man's body. Nevertheless, I feel as if I am an illegal immigrant and want to do what I can to secure the rights of all my compatriots to enjoy the fruits of US citizenship."
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I know of no white dudes who refer to themselves as “Anglo”—except Jeb Bush.
Really ..???
I thought he was so proud of his Hispanic heritage; you couldn’t separate him from it ..????
I guess Jeb really doesn’t know who he is .. and he wants us to trust him with our country ..??
There are always a few here and there that do. Most don't I just wonder about Jeb Bush. What is his motivation? I assume he is pandering?
Thanks for putting “satire” in the title. I would’ve bought hook, line, and sinker.
I would’ve bought THIS hook, line, and sinker.
He has semi-temporarily gone native; that’s all.
If a guy says he is a female born with a man’s body but still prefers only women what does that make him? A recent survey where I work asked several questions regarding sexual preference that I felt had no business being asked so I, being male, check that I was just that...a lesbian. When asked I explained that I watched a late night cable show where two lesbians we’re going at it and I started to get into myself so I came to realize there could be no other answer....I am a male lesbian.
Must be 2 or 3 trapped in there........
Yes, and JEB will smuggle them across the border.
lol!
You gotta stop writing this stuff, its scary, it is more spot on and true than what the lamebrain media ever report.
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