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Evolving, It’s What Progressives Do
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-4-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/04/2015 8:51:29 AM PDT by NOBO2012

If there is one thing Progressives know how to do it is evolve. And while political expediency serves as the primary impetus for this relentless march forward, the process can be expedited when people have no immutable principals.

bill forward“FORWARD?” – WTF, why not?

All of which explains Big Guy’s evolution on gay marriage at just the right time.

And Hillary…well, she’s been evolving for a long time now too:

And I’m sure you’ve all seen how well Lady M has managed with her evolution of Mom Dancing:

mo's shush and tush

 

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And now, NEO-NEOCON has uncovered the ultimate Obama evolution. I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag, cat-in-bag-1408446619g4k8n

butt let me just say it will allow Barry to circumvent the 22nd Amendment in a rather creative way:

In the six-plus years it has been my privilege to serve as your president, I’ve learned a lot and experienced a lot. You might say I’ve evolved. I’m older, wiser, more tested. As the historic first black president, I’ve been a trailblazer and a beacon to the African-American community and all of America, and I’ve been proud of that. In fact, you might say that it’s the first time in my adult life I’ve been proud of my country.

I know that there are other “firsts” that lie ahead for America, and I want to be part of them. I’ve done a lot of thinking about my next move, and I have decided that as part of my continuing evolution it is time for me to transition…(read the rest here)

000-obamaTransist we much!

Evolution, it’s a wonderful thing. Because, FORWARD!

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Butt let’s face it: natural selection sure ain’t what it used to be.

Anyway, you may now place your bets at window 6 for which church you think el familia Obama will grace with their attendance tomorrow. You may also place bets at the same window on which golf course you think will be honored with the traditional Easter golf outing.

golf evolutionEvolution: it’s a real thing

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; evolution; hillary; obama

1 posted on 04/04/2015 8:51:29 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Today my wife and I went to breakfast at a mom-and-pop French café. There were two teenage females at the next table who were texting madly on their cell phones. It occurred to me that they might be wearing out their opposable thumbs and may actually be devolving. When they wear out their thumbs, they will be forced to grasp everything in ape fashion by curling their fingers around the object.

I was able to listen to their conversation because they were so loud. It seems they have already devolved sexually to the level of the lower primates.

About the only way they can devolve further is by becoming followers of Muhammad.


2 posted on 04/04/2015 9:00:42 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: NOBO2012

REGRESSIVES


3 posted on 04/04/2015 9:01:19 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: NOBO2012

PROGRESSIVE = REGRESSIVE-REPRESSIVE

They thrive on lies, deception and ignorant people.

They’d die with truth.


4 posted on 04/04/2015 9:13:49 AM PDT by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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Apparently there is no logical “end-point” in this constant evolution. There is not even a fixed point of beginning, as the goal posts keep on getting moved, and the origins are erased as part of the “progress”.

Cats have a more comprehensible view of life and how it should be lived. Cats, after all, are very good at being cats, and they do not expect that there might be a “better way” for them.


5 posted on 04/04/2015 9:14:07 AM PDT by alloysteel (It isn't science, it's law. Rational thought does not apply.)
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To: NOBO2012

>>If there is one thing Progressives know how to do it is evolve. And while political expediency serves as the primary impetus for this relentless march forward, the process can be expedited when people have no immutable principals.

That is the basis for the whole Progressive ideology. They do have some fixed ideals and they let everything else evolve to push those ideals forward. The little details are meaningless to them because they know that once their ideals are fixed as part of our culture, then the little things will fall into place.

It is lesson we should learn.


6 posted on 04/04/2015 9:15:46 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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The Left singularity
http://blog.jim.com/tag/left-singularity/


7 posted on 04/04/2015 9:17:40 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: NOBO2012

Michael transitions to Michelle.
Barack transitions to Barika.

Are we done with transitions? Or are we still evolving?


8 posted on 04/04/2015 9:24:18 AM PDT by upchuck (The current Federal Governent is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V.)
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“”Evolve, adapt or die. That is the fate of our current Republican party. We must evolve as a party and find a way to attract millennials to the conservative movement or we will never succeed in realizing our ideals of individual freedom and freedom from government interference.””

“I think that the Republican Party, in order to get bigger, will have to agree to disagree on social issues,” Paul advised. “The Republican Party is not going to give up on having quite a few people who do believe in traditional marriage. But the Republican Party also has to find a place for young people and others who don’t want to be festooned by those issues.”


9 posted on 04/04/2015 9:58:14 AM PDT by ansel12 (Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
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“I think that the Republican Party, in order to get bigger, will have to agree to disagree on social issues,” Paul advised.


The Republican Party will not survive unless they stop attacking their Conservative Base.


10 posted on 04/04/2015 10:00:54 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: NOBO2012
Evolving, It’s What Progressives Do

Mutation is not evolution.

11 posted on 04/04/2015 10:10:41 AM PDT by aimhigh (1 John 3:23)
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“Evolving, It’s What Progressives Do"

"Progressive" is the liberish word for "regressive" as "evolution" is for "devolution" and "forward" for "backward."


12 posted on 04/04/2015 2:53:11 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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13 posted on 04/04/2015 3:49:44 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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