"Let me be clear" SOTU

Jan 20, 2015 | self

[KeyLargo]

I am sure that my fellow freepers can provide a list of Obama SOTU phrases that he will surely use tonight in his speech to the masses...

[KeyLargo]

[jim_trent]

I and me.

[a fool in paradise]

I, Me, My

And whenever he says “WE” he means “YOU!”

[ctdonath2]

Don’t make it a drinking game. The hospital can’t handle that many cases of alcohol poisoning.

[Raycpa]

(This will be my top priority) x every issue

[a fool in paradise]

How many minutes before he says he “inherited a mess” in the economy and Iraq?

Of course he made a mess of the economy and Afghanistan (and national debt) but when playing a shell game, misdirection is the name of the game.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

It’s only 8:30am, Man! I can’t start drinking THIS early in the day...on a WEEK day, LOL!

*DRINK*

[alstewartfan]

What I will NOT do is slander the prophet of Islam, the man to whom the future belongs.”

[rfreedom4u]

How many times will he say the words “fundamental” and comprehensive?”

[boycott]

“Make no mistake, ........ “

[a fool in paradise]

[Mich Patriot]

If he happens to say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” I will believe him 1000%.

Everything else will be utter bull-crap of course.

[a fool in paradise]

“fair”

[a fool in paradise]

It’s hard to have sex with a composite.

[a fool in paradise]

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

[a fool in paradise]

One line you WON’T hear from Barry tonight, “You can’t drill your way to cheaper energy prices!”

[KeyLargo]

"Barrack's Bullshit Bingo"

That's a good game.

Little Jimmy finally got his official OBAMA BULLSHIT DECODER RING after send two boxtops and $100 to the DNC

[Nepeta]

“I will not rest...”

[moovova]

“...uh...”

[anoldafvet]

You forgot “FOLKS”.