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Funny cartoon about burglary
CRASHR ^ | 11-12-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

The way the cartoonist drew the smile on the husband is priceless...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: burglary; gunowner; unfortunate

1 posted on 11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I had the same smile on my face when a reporter for NPR approached me at a mall and asked me, microphone in hand, if I would answer some questions about the upcoming 2008 election.

Sure, little lady.

I had her stuttering by the end of the interview.


2 posted on 11/12/2014 6:04:25 PM PST by Loud Mime (Liberalism cannot survive without conservatives to fund it.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Obviously a crazed cracker just waiting to ambush some poor young son of Obola that mistook their house for his.


3 posted on 11/12/2014 6:06:37 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Loud Mime

Suddenly, she had to wrap up the conversation, right? Go looking for some 47%’ers.


4 posted on 11/12/2014 6:08:09 PM PST by lee martell
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To: The Looking Spoon

“The locks on that door you just kicked in were there to protect YOU not me. . . BANG!


5 posted on 11/12/2014 6:12:42 PM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: Swordmaker
“The locks on that door you just kicked in were there to protect YOU not me. . . BANG!

Oh yes... I like that one.

6 posted on 11/12/2014 6:44:33 PM PST by SunTzuWu
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To: The Looking Spoon
You're taking the silver???

Here...take the lead too.

7 posted on 11/12/2014 6:49:05 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

Classic.


8 posted on 11/12/2014 7:24:22 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (NRA)
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To: The Looking Spoon

My good friend is an FFL (gun dealer) - I sent this to him with the intro: “I just got a picture of your wife and you in bed.....”

Thanks! He lives a mile away and I know I’ll hear him laughing when he gets my email........


9 posted on 11/12/2014 7:45:36 PM PST by Arlis
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To: The Looking Spoon
An older one


10 posted on 11/12/2014 8:11:16 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (ISLAM, the religion of the criminally insane.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Another old one


11 posted on 11/12/2014 8:12:47 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (ISLAM, the religion of the criminally insane.)
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To: Arlis

LOL! Glad to be of assistance.


12 posted on 11/12/2014 11:19:47 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: Swordmaker

Oh please let me take this line and use it...excellent! :-)


13 posted on 11/13/2014 12:46:42 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
There is one that I'm pretty sure is a joke. But it is written like a news article, even has the old (83 years) lady's photo in it.

The cop pulls here over near McGregor, Minnesota. He notices her CCW permit and asks her if she is carrying a weapon.

“Why yes officer, let me reach into my coat pocket for my .22”

Anything else ma'am?

“I carry a .38 in my purse.”

Is that it now?

“Oh - in the glove box is my .357.”

Jeez lady - what are you so afraid of!?

“Not a f - ing thing!”

14 posted on 11/13/2014 12:56:00 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: doorgunner69
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:

BEAUTY CONTEST TO FIND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

"I'm entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place" said a smug Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

CONTEST TO FIND THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD

"I'm entering!" says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him "How did you make out?"" "First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

CONTEST! WHO IS THE GREATEST LIAR IN THE WORLD?

Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the f*(# is BARACK OBAMA?" asked Pinocchio.

15 posted on 11/13/2014 1:03:24 AM PST by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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