The cop pulls here over near McGregor, Minnesota. He notices her CCW permit and asks her if she is carrying a weapon.
“Why yes officer, let me reach into my coat pocket for my .22”
Anything else ma'am?
“I carry a .38 in my purse.”
Is that it now?
“Oh - in the glove box is my .357.”
Jeez lady - what are you so afraid of!?
“Not a f - ing thing!”