Skip to comments.Funny cartoon about burglary
Posted on 11/12/2014 6:01:41 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
The way the cartoonist drew the smile on the husband is priceless...
I had the same smile on my face when a reporter for NPR approached me at a mall and asked me, microphone in hand, if I would answer some questions about the upcoming 2008 election.
Sure, little lady.
I had her stuttering by the end of the interview.
Obviously a crazed cracker just waiting to ambush some poor young son of Obola that mistook their house for his.
Suddenly, she had to wrap up the conversation, right? Go looking for some 47%’ers.
“The locks on that door you just kicked in were there to protect YOU not me. . . BANG!
Oh yes... I like that one.
Here...take the lead too.
My good friend is an FFL (gun dealer) - I sent this to him with the intro: “I just got a picture of your wife and you in bed.....”
Thanks! He lives a mile away and I know I’ll hear him laughing when he gets my email........
LOL! Glad to be of assistance.
Oh please let me take this line and use it...excellent! :-)
The cop pulls here over near McGregor, Minnesota. He notices her CCW permit and asks her if she is carrying a weapon.
“Why yes officer, let me reach into my coat pocket for my .22”
Anything else ma'am?
“I carry a .38 in my purse.”
Is that it now?
“Oh - in the glove box is my .357.”
Jeez lady - what are you so afraid of!?
“Not a f - ing thing!”
BEAUTY CONTEST TO FIND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD
"I'm entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place" said a smug Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
CONTEST TO FIND THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD
"I'm entering!" says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him "How did you make out?"" "First Place" answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
CONTEST! WHO IS THE GREATEST LIAR IN THE WORLD?
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the f*(# is BARACK OBAMA?" asked Pinocchio.
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