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(Satire) Kerry May Be on Way Out at State
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 Oct 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/03/2014 5:40:46 AM PST by John Semmens

Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) hints that Secretary of State John Kerry may be ousted sometime after the November elections are over. “At best, his performance at this job has been underwhelming,” Blumenthal asserted. “Many of his public statements evince a poor and almost dimwitted perception of the issues. He has grievously embarrassed both himself and President Obama.”

Anonymous White House officials complain that “Kerry is out of sync with the Administration. It’s not so much a case of being wrong about the President’s policies as it is too openly expressing them. On issue after issue Kerry’s candor is repeatedly disclosing matters that should have remained confidential.”

Kerry’s lack of discretion was contrasted to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s “instinctive understanding of her role in this regard. Her bold, in-your-face ‘what difference does it make’ testimony before Congress on the Benghazi massacre effectively deflected GOP intrusion into the foreign policy prerogatives of the President. Kerry, on the other hand, has been drawing unwanted attention to the President’s intentions before they can become irreversibly solidified.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/11/01/ebola-czar-said-to-be-leading-by-example/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: diplomacy; kerry; obama; satire

1 posted on 11/03/2014 5:40:46 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

John, you’re going to burn the house down one day if you keep playing with those matches.


2 posted on 11/03/2014 5:43:47 AM PST by Resettozero
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To: John Semmens

He didn’t look too happy at the Patriots game last night. Long face.


3 posted on 11/03/2014 5:45:30 AM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Don Corleone
"Long face."

It's John Kerry - it's the only face he has.
BTW - did you know he served in Vietnam....?

4 posted on 11/03/2014 5:49:34 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: John Semmens

Kerry is safe in his Secretary of State office. Obama would not be able to find anyone less competent to take his place.


5 posted on 11/03/2014 5:50:06 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Muslim Creeping Conquest of America and Canada)
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To: Don Corleone

Yeah, so when he’s out, he can spend ALL his precious time at Pats games, in the VIP box and not screwing around with the country’s foreign policy.
Go AWAY, Kerry.....


6 posted on 11/03/2014 5:53:29 AM PST by matginzac
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To: John Semmens

Thumbs up, John!


7 posted on 11/03/2014 5:57:53 AM PST by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: All
And now......another enduring chapter of:

Dumb Politicans Caught on Tape...(cue organ arpeggio)....


8 posted on 11/03/2014 6:11:09 AM PST by Liz
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To: Don Corleone
He didn’t look too happy at the Patriots game last night. Long face.

Well, he does have a long history of rooting for the other side.

9 posted on 11/03/2014 6:14:04 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: John Semmens

Excellent, John! Fooled me again - I ignored or didn’t see the “satire” alert. Well done.

(He IS a dimwit.)


10 posted on 11/03/2014 6:14:29 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: Psalm 73
Traitors on display...

Two Chicken Sits

11 posted on 11/03/2014 6:27:04 AM PST by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: John Semmens
(Satire) Kerry May Be on Way Out at State

Maybe 0bama will consult with Bubba and the Beast - Remember when the klintons avoided all the messy unpleasantries when they decided to get rid of Ron Brown?

12 posted on 11/03/2014 6:47:49 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Are we really going to allow a kenyan bastard to take down OUR great Country?)
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To: John Semmens

RUSH: Are you ready for this? The New York Times quotes somebody describing the Secretary of State John Kerry as spinning and floating out of control like Sandra Bullock did in that astronaut character she played in the movie Gravity... The story is about how Obama may have to replace some of the people in the Regime because they're so incompetent.

13 posted on 11/03/2014 7:06:25 AM PST by TexasCajun
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