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They Walk Among Us: the Lighter Side of Progressives
Coach is Right ^ | 9/9/14 | Jerry Todd

Posted on 09/09/2014 10:07:13 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back… same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail! I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.” “They’re already buy-one-get-one free,” she said, “so I guess they’re both free.” She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where”?

They Walk Among Us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”

They Walk Among Us! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you...

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To: Oldpuppymax

Once upon a time, I forgot my password. I called tech support to get my password reset. The nice young lady did the reset, gave me a temporary password and told me I would have to change to a new password once I logged on. She then told me that I couldn’t use my old password. I asked, you mean I can’t use the old one, the one I forgot? And, she replied, yes, you can’t use that one.


21 posted on 09/09/2014 10:39:59 AM PDT by DugwayDuke
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To: Billthedrill

I get stuff for cheap or free like that often. I don’t say anything...life is hard when you are stupid...and it should be!


22 posted on 09/09/2014 10:40:11 AM PDT by gr8eman (Bill Carson...meet Arch Stanton!)
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To: MrB

less not forget High School Graduate and general Man Of Lettuhs....Mikey Brown ..the Gentle Giant..

all he would have needed was about another 20 IQ points and he might have been working at Mickey D’s


23 posted on 09/09/2014 10:40:13 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Please RESIGN Mr. President Its the RIGHT thing to do_RETIRE THE REGIME!)
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To: Oldpuppymax
I was helping a professor from the local college get repair parts for his water heater. I asked him if it was 110 volts or 220 volts.

He answered, "yes".

24 posted on 09/09/2014 10:42:59 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Of course: it’s basic economics: we subsidize it, so we get a LOT more of it.

Idiocracy doesn’t need to wait until 2525: it’s pretty much here right now. . .


25 posted on 09/09/2014 10:43:26 AM PDT by Salgak (Peace through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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To: Oldpuppymax

I had the same experience in Richmond, VA. She wouldn’t take the money back, and started to make a scene. I left immediately.

I sent a money order to the store the next day.

5.56mm


28 posted on 09/09/2014 10:48:55 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Oldpuppymax

Where do these idiots come from? Are they really that stupid? No wonder K-Mart is closing there stores...


29 posted on 09/09/2014 10:49:19 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: sarge83

Funny enough, I think I get the McDonalds cheeseburgers thing.

Years ago, when the Dollar Menu was new Double Cheeseburgers were in it (then they went to McDoubles to save a slice of cheese, then raised the price of McDoubles).

Hamburgers weren’t, and actually cost more. So people who wanted a hamburger (or a double hamburger) would order the Double Cheese burger without the cheese ...


31 posted on 09/09/2014 10:50:26 AM PDT by tanknetter
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32 posted on 09/09/2014 10:50:34 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: F15Eagle

If I were you I would stop shopping there and made sure the boss and company that owned it knew why.


33 posted on 09/09/2014 10:51:24 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: F15Eagle

You should talk to the manager - if she’s ripping off customers, she’s ripping off the store.


34 posted on 09/09/2014 10:51:46 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: tanknetter
That reminded me of Jack Nicholson trying to order toast, lol.


35 posted on 09/09/2014 10:55:00 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Oldpuppymax

I placed my order at White Castle and paid. About a minute later the counter girl came back and said “May I take your order?” Thinking someone was behind me, I stepped to the side. The counter girl was still looking at me. I looked over my shoulder. Not only was no one behind me, but I was the only customer in the place.


36 posted on 09/09/2014 10:56:14 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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