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Posted on 08/16/2014 9:40:42 AM PDT by John Semmens
Concerned that dozens of low-wage workers who built the maze of tunnels from the Gaza strip into Israel might reveal the locations to enemy forces, the Hamas leadership ordered their execution.
Hamas spokesman Khaled Mashal justified this seemingly ungrateful reward as "a necessary precaution. There are those who would say that the measures we took to prevent these diggers' knowledge of the tunnels' locations ought to be sufficient. Yes, the workers were blindfolded before being led to and from where they were told to dig making it exceedingly improbable that any of them could lead an Israeli to a tunnel location. But their death makes it impossible for them to reveal any location."
"Only infidels would consider our action in this matter cruel," Mashal maintained. "We have released these men from a harsh life of poverty?they did this backbreaking work at a wage of $1 per hour?and given them the gift of martyrdom. As we speak they are all enjoying the pleasures of copulating with virgins that Allah promised."
Mashal did permit himself a mild chuckle as he described the miners' last moments: "As we blindfolded them to lead them away to execution many talked excitedly of what they would buy with the wages they expected for more digging. Not one suspected the surprise we had in store. It was most amusing."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/161283-2014-08-15-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-17-2014.htm
Only in the sick moslem mind.
Funny, but could actually happen with those inbred doofi.
Didn’t pirates do the same thing - kill those who helped bury the treasure...?
No satire necessary when this is exactly what Hamas did to its tunnel diggers.
I am sure that I am not the only one who sees something amiss in their twisted logic.
Kind of like the person who kills his parents and then asks for mercy because he is an orphan.
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