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Posted on 04/11/2014 10:31:37 PM PDT by bigheadfred

This cat of me has owned yus for many years.

She screams to be free, but when you let her out, she screams to come back inside.

Now I like this cat.

But the only two other things she will eat (besides dry catfood) are refried beans and popcorn....

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To: Salamander
I stole it

the only thing i can ferret from that is you are wearing a feathered boa

81 posted on 04/12/2014 12:18:19 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://youtu.be/eyCy5uKjHhs


82 posted on 04/12/2014 12:25:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: bigheadfred

I am!

I named him Quetzalcoatl!


83 posted on 04/12/2014 12:31:18 AM PDT by Salamander (Agent Of Fortune)
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To: Darksheare

That’s why it’s important to get your cat vaccinated.


84 posted on 04/12/2014 12:50:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: bigheadfred

Take solace that the lil bass turd won’t fire you...


85 posted on 04/12/2014 1:14:46 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Slings and Arrows

True.
But cats think they are gods to begin with.
So how, other than the eyes, does one diagnose such parasite infection?


86 posted on 04/12/2014 2:09:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: no-to-illegals; bigheadfred

“Catnip tea”


87 posted on 04/12/2014 2:10:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

The usual: Loss of appetite, lack of energy, portals to the netherworld opening up in the litterbox, etc.


88 posted on 04/12/2014 2:29:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

I’d think more like a litter box disaster. With a diet like that, I’d put a surround cover on the box so that when the cat craps what comes out at least stays inside.

My daughter had a cat that had explosive diarrhea. That is not a pretty sight.


89 posted on 04/12/2014 2:49:55 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: bigheadfred
Yes...but is your beeber stuned?
90 posted on 04/12/2014 4:30:08 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Truth sounds like hate...to those who hate truth.)
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To: skinkinthegrass
here kitty, let's come snuggle with mama...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOeWFBy75A

91 posted on 04/12/2014 5:21:41 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: bigheadfred

92 posted on 04/12/2014 5:33:49 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: bigheadfred

I’ve got a cat that likes spaghetti and grilled cheese sandwiches.


93 posted on 04/12/2014 6:05:37 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: latina4dubya
"where, oh! where are those glasses."

94 posted on 04/12/2014 7:40:12 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: bigheadfred

Hah! Cats are unruly. That’s just how it is. I feed Brutus a really good quality of dry cat food; and really, she eats less of it than some of the cheaper brands. I get it at the Co-op; it’s one of those “wildcat” brands that has a lot of wild meat and fruits in it. - Brutus dictated what we would name her; just by simply not answering to any of the “cute” names we gave her at first. “Brutus” is the only name she has been willing to answer to. I first named her “Lambchop”, and the neighbor kids just hooted and howled at that name. Before that, we tried “Zip”; but she didn’t like that. - Oh, and she will eat canned or frozen salmon, fresh cooked white meat chicken; and that’s about it. She will occasionally beg me for something I’m eating; but it’s a waste to put any in her bowl - she’s finicky.


95 posted on 04/12/2014 8:04:44 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: bigheadfred

I would quit the beans and popcorn. Cats can’t digest carbs...the result can be throwing up or even diabetes, eventually.

But you admit that SHE owns YOU, so I would say you are on the right track, and appropriately subservient to your feline overlord.


96 posted on 04/12/2014 9:42:58 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: Darksheare

Call me crazy, but I would try your coffee.


97 posted on 04/12/2014 9:43:35 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: CatherineofAragon

I’m told it goes well with being booze spiked.
I haven’t done that yet.


98 posted on 04/12/2014 9:48:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, you should, and make a full report...that is, if you can remember anything.


99 posted on 04/12/2014 9:50:44 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: CatherineofAragon

I have some suspicions about the cat. She likes refried beans and doesn’t speak a word of English...


100 posted on 04/12/2014 10:22:35 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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