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North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket
Middle Finger News Service ^
| 3/29/2014
| Diogenes
Posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica
(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.
Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.
Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.
The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.
According to sources Kims bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arizona; connecticut; dayton; florida; kentucky; michigan; michiganstate; ncaa; ncaamarchmadness; selfpromotion; uofm; wisconsin
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To: Diogenes Sarcastica
This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:08:47 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
To: SkyDancer
Haven’t heard much of that Nork State Hero lately.
Probably spends a lot of time at the podiatrist.
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
So.. what other sources do you find of interest enough to post about?
You know.. other than yourself?
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Yes,and it was done the same way Hillary made a small fortune on cattle futures - and neither of them have any idea about cattle or college basketball.
To: SkyDancer
This is better than that NK astronaut of 17 landed on the sun and brought back some sun spots.LOL, those were freckles, caused by the blistering sunburn he got from the experience.
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:19:54 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
I understand that Kim Jun Whatever is going to annex SK to follow in Puntin’s footsteps. Of course there’s that thing about the SK armed forces and all, but hey, the guy does have chutzpa.
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:31:33 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Believe In The Law Until It Intereferes With Justice. And Pay Your Liberty Tax Citizen.)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:37:13 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Obama is now making Jimmy Carter look like Attila the Hun /focus/news/3138768/posts)
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:41:58 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Dear Lord, I’m laughing so hard at that graphic I spit my Marlboro across the keyboard and bounced it off the monitor. Damn! LOLOLOMAO!
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posted on
03/29/2014 3:45:38 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
To: carriage_hill
You mean that the NK leader had a perfect March Madness bracket? What was he SMOKING!? SARC.
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:04:23 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: carriage_hill
Right now, feeling good after the UConn women after a tough Sweet 16 game against BYU, but they were able to win by 19 by end of the game against BYU. The men of UConn go up against Michigan State tomorrow afternoon. Go UConn!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:07:39 PM PDT
by
Biggirl
(“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Kim Jong Un's comment after Dennis Rodman's visit:
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:11:21 PM PDT
by
Hoodat
(Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
To: Biggirl
The NORK does everything perfectly, or more people around him disappear. He was smoking tree bark.
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:21:09 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
To: TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Jet Jaguar; Army Air Corps; All
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:46:32 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
Every contestant has already been eliminated. Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials... HEY!
I also have a perfect NCAA tournament bracket. And I have never followed college cheerleading in my entire life! Nor do I know Dennis Rodnut.
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:56:40 PM PDT
by
publius911
( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
To: Diogenes Sarcastica
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posted on
03/29/2014 4:57:16 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
To: SevenofNine
And when Li’l Kim plays golf, he scores a hole-in-one at each hole!
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posted on
03/29/2014 5:15:29 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
I thought Chia Pet his father did hole in one LOL!
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posted on
03/29/2014 5:19:38 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: SevenofNine
He is continuing the family tradition. :-)
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posted on
03/29/2014 5:21:59 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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