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Breaking: Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012

For those of you who’ve been missing the fashion updates of the recently shuttered Mrs. O site, good news! I think she’s taken her keen eye for fashion over to Huffpo. At least this sounds like her:

Velvet and patchwork and shine -- oh, my.

Michelle Obama, along with daughters Sasha and Malia and mother Marian Robinson, arrived in China Thursday, but you'd never know by looking at them that they just took a 14 hour flight.

The ladies of the first family not only look fresh-faced, but extremely fashionable as well in their travel outfits. FLOTUS stunned in a body-hugging black, tan and white Derek Lam dress (and thigh high boots!!), while Sasha and Malia chose bold, colorful skirts.

The first lady is in China to discuss the importance of education (and NOT politics), but the family will get to do some sight-seeing as well. We can't wait to see what else these gorgeous ladies will wear on the trip.

She does know that Air Force Won Two is decked out like a 5 star hotel. right? Why wouldn’t these “gorgeous ladies” appear fresh as flowers?

mo girls

As you’ll see from this NYT report - accompanied by State (China) approved photos, the gorgeous ladies are holding up their end of the bargain. Today was a potential mine field however, as Madame Peng chose “three quintessentially Chinese specialties” for Lady M to try her hand at: calligraphy,

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels BzniRbpMHGpl

table tennis:

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels YDKGbPSnQHRl

and mathematics:

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels oYP33RsRCxwl“I’ve heard of math and science.”

Except for the table tennis, the others were challenging - have you ever seen MO’s handwriting?

handwriteNo wonder we’ve dropped cursive from Common Core

And everyone knows you don’t need math in law school or Washington D.C.

Fortunately we had a packed schedule and couldn’t spend much time at any of the activities. Next, we managed to squeeze in a whirlwind tour of the Forbidden City, where all the commoners were swept away to make it easier for our special guests to get around – just like back home!

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels PIA7vftLEitl

“The family were swept through the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and the Hall of Earthly Tranquillity, where the emperor’s concubines lived and slept on a bed covered with red brocade.”

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels PSKBtU2nE2ylMO, in Imperial Red brocade, at the Diaoyutai State guest house in Beijing

You’ll also be relieved to know that we haven’t had to deal with the smog so far, as a stiff wind arrived to clear the skies:

Others commented on how Mrs. Obama was greeted by a blue, pollution-free sky. “Now Michelle’s here, it’s immediately bright and blue again.”

A breath of fresh air! Again, just like in Washington.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; michelle; obama; vacation
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1 posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Farting?


2 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:20 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Breaking: Wind PING!


3 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: NOBO2012

Tell me that wasn’t supposed to be “Breaking Wind arrives in the Forbidden City.”


4 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:39 AM PDT by dangus
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To: NOBO2012

Barry wears mom jeans and Moochy wear Mao pants....


5 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:17 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: dangus

That’s her indian name


6 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:26 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: NOBO2012

Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.


7 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:02 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
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To: cripplecreek

I was thinking the same thing Breaking wind in the Forbidden City


8 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:12 AM PDT by brooklyn dave
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To: cripplecreek

probably after she eats all that duck!


9 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:14 AM PDT by ronniesgal (please Chinese, keep our yeti!!!!)
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To: dangus

Must be her Indian name.


10 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NOBO2012
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She picks up a bus and throws it back down as she wades through the center of town.

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11 posted on 03/21/2014 8:09:05 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: NOBO2012

Ah, new martial art style fo’ da first pahtee gerl: Breaking Wind, Crouching Lady


12 posted on 03/21/2014 8:11:34 AM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m guessing somebody had some fun with punctuation here.

Should have read “BREAKING WIND FROM FAT BOOTY ARRIVES IN CHINA.”


13 posted on 03/21/2014 8:12:11 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: raybbr

She has the whole “Worker Genre Style” adorned on her ample frame.


14 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:19 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: NOBO2012
When the Wookie lets one go, everyone should stand way back and hold on to their hats.


15 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:33 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: NOBO2012
what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?

the outrageousness factor?


16 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: NOBO2012

That pantsuit — she has a totally ghetto idea of what to wear in a foreign country. She thinks travel is like when her family packed the picnic chest to go play toss and drink beer down at the city park.


17 posted on 03/21/2014 8:14:38 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (The less a man knows, the more certain he is that he knows it all.)
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To: Colonel_Flagg
Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.

No, the colon's an essential part of breaking wind.

18 posted on 03/21/2014 8:15:24 AM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: MeshugeMikey

“what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?”

To draw your eyes away from her hips and fat ass.


19 posted on 03/21/2014 8:18:07 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Nachum

Breaking Wind, Grouching B!t@#


20 posted on 03/21/2014 8:19:25 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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