Caption this photo of Obama getting a "checkup" from this kid

The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-8-14 | The Looking Spoon

[The Looking Spoon]

What's going on here? What's the kid checking for, and what is he saying to Obama?

I'll post the best/favorites early next week

[humblegunner]

“I don’t hear anything, but I smell bullsh@t!”

[OneWingedShark]

It's true… you have no heart.

[Huskrrrr]

“Sorry President Obama, it seems you have no heart.”

[molson209]

NUFFIN ?

[Doogle]

“your breath smells like menthol cigarettes, your eyes are glazed over, and that’s obviously a position your used to since your bath house days”

[Huskrrrr]

Sorry Mr. President but I’d be an idiot to want to be a doctor under Obamacare.”

[Huskrrrr]

“Both hands where I can see them Mr. President....away from my wallet.”

[digger48]

“Nurse, what we have here is an acute case of recto cranial inversion.”

[joethedrummer]

I may LOOK like it, but I ain’t your son, for DAMN sure!

[Cyber Liberty]

Just what I thought! Nothing!

[Zeneta]

Boy to 0bama

“Shush...Shush....You should see a Doctor”

[KosmicKitty]

President Obama gets a check-up from one of the first members of his new medical school program designed to deal with the doctor shortage cause by Obamacare. “Four-year-olds are quick to learn,” said Obama, “And they accept candy in lieu of cash reimbursements from the government. That’s a definite plus.”

[bobby.223]

“Mr. President, I hear a gerbil movin’ around in there! What have you and Reggie been doing this morning anyway?”

[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

Now it is time to let the kid do a quadruple bi pass.

[savage woman]

“See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil”

[windsorknot]

Here, let me give you a stool sample while you’re trying to figure out how to use that thing.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Mrs Wilkins!

Why did this person soil our carpet?

[A CA Guy]

So my family is to give you twenty thousand a year for healthcare with a six thousand dollar deductible and all in return I am going to get from you is a squat and dump on this floor and you say I will take it?

[twister881]

“Hey, your heart goes poof-poof, poof-poof!”