Phillip Morris Introduces Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes (Satire)

Abril Uno ^ | January 21, 2014 | Akoy Ciraulo

[EveningStar]

Phillip Morris, the world's biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand "Marlboro M", the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and the state of Washington when it becomes commercially legal there later this year.

[EveningStar]

ping

[afraidfortherepublic]

I hope they go down in a major bankrupcy!

[Howie66]

“Panama Reds”? “Acapulco Golds”?

[dfwgator]

abriluno.com?

[glorgau]

I wouldn’t trust them not to add ingredients that “enhance the consumer experience”.

[EveningStar]

;)

[dfwgator]

“No stems, No seeds that you don’t need, Acapulco Gold is *psssssssssss*......bad ass weeeeeed.”

[Publius]

Years ago, I said that marijuana would eventually be legalized when the tobacco companies wanted it legalized.

The Showtime cable TV series "Weeds" is coming true.

[Dr. Sivana]

Abriluno is a fake news site, like the Onion.

[JRandomFreeper]

It's a few months early...

/johnny

[lee martell]

I used to joke and fantasize about this back in the 70s. Now, it has come to pass. Commercially manufactured Doobies. I said back then, they needed a filter. Too late. Now, I don’t smoke anything, my lungs wont like it and will get even with me weeks later.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Old Acapulco Gold.

[Gene Eric]

Smells like satire...

But quite the conundrum for the radicals that fought Big Tobaccy.

[mountainlion]

In Viet Nam you could take a carton of Salem and a carton of any other brand and mamason would get a carton of your brand filled with wacko weed for the carton of Salem. Cigarets went up when I got there form $1.00 to $1.10 and many said they would quit smoking if they went up to $1.25.

[Irenic]

No, labrador, maaaan.

[EveningStar]

[Perseverando]

Did you note the last para: "Phillip Morris shares hit an all-time high on the marijuana news and shot up to $998.00 from $83.03 just a few hours after the announcement went public."

BTW, don't forget to read the "fine print" in large font:

Tags: fake news, fictional news, marijuana, marlboro, morris, phillip, satire, spoof

[umgud]

Marlboro stocks to surge.

[mountainlion]

Never ask the guy with the flame thrower for a light.

NEVER!!