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DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-13 (Obama Informed only 6 ObamaCare Signups on First Day)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2013 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/03/2013 4:10:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix

How many of you would have loved to have been a fly on the wall a few weeks ago wheayn Obama was informed that only SIX people signed up for ObamaCare on the first day of its roll out? Well, good news! This VIDEO recreates exactly what happened when Obama was given the bad news. A bonus is that I reveal an incredible scoop: the names of the six people who did sign up that first day. Also Ted Cruz makes a cameo appearance in Obama's mind.

The next video I made based on today's newspaper was about the history of coffee. I know this will "bore" you so please don't watch the MOMENT that Pope Clement VII, the "Coffee Pope," saved the sanity of Western civilization by sanctioning the use of coffee. Had the "Coffee Pope" not acted the way he did, today coffee would have been illegal and marijuana would have been perfectly legal.

Finally, I TACKLE the delicate subject of euthanasia in the highly sensitive manner for which I am known.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; barackobama; deathpanels; obamacare; randsconcerntrolls; tedcruz; zerocare
This space available for complaints about being bored:
1 posted on 11/03/2013 4:10:57 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 11/03/2013 4:12:37 PM PST by PJ-Comix (DUFUs soon to enter a NEW dimension?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just stumbled in near the top?


3 posted on 11/03/2013 4:12:37 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix

I think we’re witnessing the ultimate in cognitive dissonance with the Øblowmecare debacle. They know how sucky it is but they won’t cop to it even if it kills them.


4 posted on 11/03/2013 4:14:30 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


5 posted on 11/03/2013 4:17:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
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To: rockrr

Stalinsts lie. Always.


6 posted on 11/03/2013 4:19:41 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: PJ-Comix

BUMP!


7 posted on 11/03/2013 4:23:30 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m indebted to the Muslims and a Catholic Pope for my morning coffee??? Hooda thunkit?


8 posted on 11/03/2013 4:34:19 PM PST by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That was really Chad. ☺
9 posted on 11/03/2013 4:41:01 PM PST by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: PJ-Comix

We spent billions.... for this?


10 posted on 11/03/2013 4:41:56 PM PST by GeronL
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To: PJ-Comix

Great video!


11 posted on 11/03/2013 4:45:22 PM PST by tsowellfan (www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: tsowellfan
Great video!

I'm disappointed. No complaints yet about how I BOOOOORE you. Anyway, I did break my news analysis into three segments so no one segment went overlong.

12 posted on 11/03/2013 4:48:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix (DUFUs soon to enter a NEW dimension?)
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To: PJ-Comix

I liked what you said about Obama trying not to make eye contact with Ted Cruz during the SOTU speech


13 posted on 11/03/2013 4:54:43 PM PST by tsowellfan (www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
Of course, there's always the Downfall take on the subject.
14 posted on 11/03/2013 4:57:05 PM PST by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am one of the six. Prove me wrong.


15 posted on 11/03/2013 5:01:04 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
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To: PJ-Comix

As long as it’s still pissing off the rest of us the left is still good with it.


16 posted on 11/03/2013 10:41:22 PM PST by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish some creative FReeper would be able to hijack the feed for his teleprompter during the lying state of the union lie.


17 posted on 11/04/2013 6:06:29 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Saw someone point out on Twitter that given the number of people who tried to access the website on the first day, the odds of being one of the 6 who actually managed to sign up for something were lower than winning the $1M first prize (not the grand prize, but the one for matching almost everything) in Powerball.


18 posted on 11/04/2013 6:48:52 AM PST by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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Dang.

I’ve loved DUFUs for years.
Can’t see these videos at work. I spend time with people face to face when I’m home so I never log on at home. (don’t even have a means) The last thing I want to do at home is stare at a screen like I do all day at work. But I been following DUFUs for years here in front of this computer at work. Unfortunatly this content is blocked. (or is it a blessing)


19 posted on 11/05/2013 7:46:07 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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