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DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-13 ( DUmmies Mourn Overturning of Tom DeLay Conviction)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/19/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It was a sad day today in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are mourning the overturning of the POLITICAL conviction of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay as you can see in this THREAD, "Tom DeLay verdict overturned by Texas appellate court." No word yet on the reaction of Charlie Rangel who had tons of REAL evidence against him yet still escaped any prosecution. So let us now watch the DUmmies sad but angry reaction to the overturned conviction of The Hammer in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before the Democrats conjure up imaginary charges against fellow Texan Ted Cruz, is in the [brackets]:

HOUSTON -– A Texas Court of Appeals in Austin has overturned the conviction of former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, attorney Brian Wice tells KHOU 11 News.

[DUmmies begin the long mourning process.]

In documents released early Thursday, the court said the evidence in the case was "legally insufficient to sustain DeLay’s convictions."

The court said all judgments against DeLay were reversed, and the former congressman was formally acquitted.

DeLay was convicted in 2010 for his alleged role in a scheme to influence Texas elections. Since then, he has been praying for vindication but also preparing for the possibility of imprisonment.

[And now the angry reactions from the outraged DUmmies...]

The asshole never spent a day in jail.

[Psst! Neither did Karl Rove. Just ask WILLIAM RIVERS PITT.]

So...the BUGMAN Walketh...

[Which is why you are BUGGED.]

Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.

[Time now for the DUmmies to deliver another "Civil Discourse" sermonette.]

A mockery of justice. Totally politically motivated.

[An accurate assessment of the conviction.]

Onwards to the Texas Court of the Criminal Appeals where the justices will reverse the errors of the Third Court of Appeals and rebuke them for overturning the jury's decision by poltically motivated decision.

[That's going to happen in exactly 24 business hours.]

All of the members of the Court of Criminal Appeals are repbulicans

[Make that 25 business hours.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; tomdelay
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Very soon my niece and nephew will have their own YouTube cooking show. The 4 and 7 year old will show grownups how easy it is to cook great food.
1 posted on 09/19/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.

Ze camps! Ja ja, send zem to ze CAMPS!

2 posted on 09/19/2013 6:17:12 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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IBTP?


3 posted on 09/19/2013 6:17:22 PM PDT by digger48
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Top 5??


4 posted on 09/19/2013 6:18:23 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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IBTZ?


5 posted on 09/19/2013 6:18:50 PM PDT by publana (Beware the olive branch extended by a Dem for it disguises a clenched fist.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


6 posted on 09/19/2013 6:19:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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P rather. LOL


7 posted on 09/19/2013 6:19:26 PM PDT by publana (Beware the olive branch extended by a Dem for it disguises a clenched fist.)
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top 10!


8 posted on 09/19/2013 6:21:22 PM PDT by glasseye
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Top 10


9 posted on 09/19/2013 6:26:40 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (DC, it's Versailles on the Potomac but without the food and culture)
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Karma is a bitch and she’s sportin a strap on.


10 posted on 09/19/2013 6:27:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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In documents released early Thursday, the court said the evidence in the case was "legally insufficient to sustain DeLay’s convictions."


Now we have an equal idiot as ronnie earle as Travis county DA in office who got caught driving under the influence with an open bottle of tequila on the front seat. Great for the ethics office to be run from the county instead of the state house.
11 posted on 09/19/2013 6:40:29 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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Why hasn’t the Texas legislature moved the responsibility for these kinds of investigations out of the Austin DA office?


12 posted on 09/19/2013 6:44:10 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Please send me a PM when their video is up. I bet it’s great!

:-)


13 posted on 09/19/2013 7:07:13 PM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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Gov Perry is trying to defund the ethics office from the Travis county DA and send the funding to the State. I’ve never figured out why a county DA would be able to oversee a statewide position. I wish DeLay would file charges against Earle for anything and everything possible.


14 posted on 09/19/2013 7:18:11 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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"Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.

With this said, can I offer in rebuttal that I believe a eugenic solution to the Socialist Problem would move the National IQ mean 50% to the right, instantly cut crime by 80%, and give us a chance to slowly rebuild the American system of education?

Currently, anyone stupid enough to choose a Chicago crook shouldn't be allowed to drive, let alone vote. The education system is currently been handed off to the absolute bottom of the college barrel.

These are only a few reasons why gassing 28% of the population should not be absolutely beyond consideration.

C'mon, you can't say you've never thought of giving some anti-gun lib with a pony tail a 100 yard running start before you start sending broadhead arrows after him, just for the ironic challenge?

/S

15 posted on 09/19/2013 8:04:13 PM PDT by jonascord (Hurrah for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears a Single Star!)
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Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.


16 posted on 09/19/2013 8:05:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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So now where does he go to get his reputation back?


17 posted on 09/19/2013 9:08:54 PM PDT by Purrcival (Four more years of OBAMA??????????? I hope this country can survive.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Best mugshot ever!


18 posted on 09/19/2013 9:10:58 PM PDT by Purrcival (Four more years of OBAMA??????????? I hope this country can survive.)
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I’ve had reason to review the French Revolution and comments like these remind me that it’s only our guns that prevent the left from a reign of terror.


19 posted on 09/20/2013 3:45:56 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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I’m waiting for them to reduce the charge to Distracted Driving.

It’s really hard to drive and mix frozen margarita’s at the same time.


20 posted on 09/20/2013 3:59:51 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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