Posted on 09/09/2013 11:05:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
Verene Shepherd, chief of the UN Working Group of Experts of People of African Descent, expressed alarm at “the irresponsible proliferation of weapons fostered by misguided, so-called state governments” and demanded that “President Obama use his powers as Commander-in-Chief to nullify these affronts to civilized rule.”
“It is unconscionable that the US President should sit idle while these subordinate governmental units commit such atrocities,” Shepherd complained. “In some states, any adult can qualify to carry a weapon. In others, people are allowed to ‘stand their ground’ and provoke a confrontation rather than comply with a simple request to hand over their wallet or remove their clothes.”
Attorney General Eric Holder assessed the demands as “certainly earnest and heartfelt” and promised “to explore Ms. Shepherd’s suggestions for how we might deal with this situation.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/09/07/dem-chair-says-support-for-syria-strike-widespread/
Dear UN
Sorry, we’ve got this thing called “The Constitution” and it guarantees our “right to bear arms” and so how abou you guys try to come and take them...?
“...while these subordinate governmental units...”
My my... they’re so...so... CUTE when they’re outraged, ain’t they?
“It is unconscionable that the US President should sit idle while these subordinate governmental units commit such atrocities,” Shepherd complained.
“subordinate governmental units”
This is how the feds really view state and local governments and, by extension, the people they represent. This idiot (and I’m being kind here) obviously does not know that the states CREATED the federal government in this country and not the other way around!
It’s well past time for the states of this union either to amend the Constitution to return the feds back to their rightful SUBORDINATE place of power, or dissolve this union altogether and start over!
Any idiot knows why they want to infringe on state rights; because they stand squarely in their path to condiscating firearms. What type of idiots do they think we are? Oh right. We elected 0. No wonder they think we’re all limp-wristed idiots.
Try it you National Socialist Democrat POS.
They’re making your job easier every day John. Soon it will be impossible to tell the difference.
Damnit John. You get us every time...arghhh
I bought into it.
Nice piece, John
Nullify Obama as quickly as possible.
PS to Congress: Americans hate you! Why don’t you exonerate yourselves by pursuing and end to Obamamania?
In the words of Clint Eastwook, if the UN foolishly thinks they can take folk’s arms, “Go ahead punks, make my day.”
Cute. The UN group should’ve had an acronym that spelled out a funny or ironic word. Otherwise, quite amusing.
Is this clown implying these are "simple" requests of rulers or criminals? Hand over your wallet? Remove your clothes? Nothing makes your case like admitting up front the UN wants to rob us and screw us!
“...We elected 0...”
Not “we”.
Some.
Let them throw their tantrums.
At the end of the day, it’s still a door to door bloodbath if they want to go that route.
The "Commander-in-Chief" rank applies to Obama being in charge of the US military, so this UN putz is demanding that our military overthrow the civilian governments in the United States.
The states of the American Union ... did not and could not possess sovereign rights of their own.
Adolph Hitler
ARRGH Caught again.
Sorry, but it’s not satire...and very nearly news.
And as such, I cannot blame some of the replies.
CW-II...it’ll be interesting whether or not that take place before or after or during the war with islam.
Satire, yeah right....
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