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The only way to capture how Huma feels about Anthony Weiner's sexting? Humaiku!
The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-25-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 07/25/2013 11:06:00 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; haiku; huma; humaabedin; humaadedin
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To: The Looking Spoon

Where is my burka?
So I can pretend to be
Anyone but me.


21 posted on 07/25/2013 11:39:04 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Never really clicked.
All you cared about was your
Dangling participle.


22 posted on 07/25/2013 11:40:05 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("OK, youse guys, pair off by threes." - Yogi Berra)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

If I hear you sing
“I wish I was a Wiener”
Once more, I’ll kill you


23 posted on 07/25/2013 11:40:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I put up with this
To get the victory mosque
Built in NYC.


24 posted on 07/25/2013 11:41:20 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

In case you don’t know,
Of course it’s a sham marriage.
I’m using the jerk.


25 posted on 07/25/2013 11:42:49 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The chastity belt?
You want ME to wear the belt?!
The belt was for YOU!


26 posted on 07/25/2013 11:43:42 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

From Anthony:

What would YOU do if
Your wife preferred Hillary?
(Psst! What’s your cell no.?)


27 posted on 07/25/2013 11:44:39 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: mass55th

That would be one instance where I could forgive Islam for doing what Islam does.


28 posted on 07/25/2013 11:49:37 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Nita Nupress

My favorite so far!


29 posted on 07/25/2013 11:49:44 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: The Looking Spoon

I told you to try
To increase your POLL numbers,
Not your POLE numbers.


30 posted on 07/25/2013 11:49:59 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

(I’m doing Humaiku, redneck style. :-)

Sandpaper gloves, hon.
That is my present for you.
Happy Birthday, dear.


31 posted on 07/25/2013 11:50:38 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I don’t deserve this
Can I go back to being
Sex toy for Hillary


32 posted on 07/25/2013 11:52:01 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (DC, it's Versailles on the Potomac but without the food and culture)
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To: Mr. K

Like!


33 posted on 07/25/2013 11:52:13 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Oh, alcohol wipes!

There just aren't enough of you

To clean off his phone

34 posted on 07/25/2013 11:53:52 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I don’t really care,
As long as you win, but WHY
Did you send ME one?


35 posted on 07/25/2013 11:54:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Cheating husband? Check.
Stand by you man? Check that too.
Next stop: the Senate!


36 posted on 07/25/2013 11:57:08 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: kevkrom

That should be:

Cheating husband? Check.
Stand by your man? Check that too.
Next stop: the Senate!


37 posted on 07/25/2013 11:58:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Human hubris, in
Summer of Humidity:
Huma Abedin.

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`Well, they can't all be Basho....`

38 posted on 07/25/2013 12:04:24 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("OK, youse guys, pair off by threes." - Yogi Berra)
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To: The Looking Spoon
 photo WEINERONDANGERDRIVE_zpsf7391e2c.jpg

39 posted on 07/25/2013 12:11:09 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (Hitler would have LOVED obozo!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

All men are endowed
By their Creator, yes, but
Meh -— some not so much.


40 posted on 07/25/2013 12:13:53 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("OK, youse guys, pair off by threes." - Yogi Berra)
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