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To: The Looking Spoon

(I’m doing Humaiku, redneck style. :-)

Sandpaper gloves, hon.
That is my present for you.
Happy Birthday, dear.

31 posted on 07/25/2013 11:50:38 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)

To: Nita Nupress

(Sandpaper gloves)

A tube of Ben Gay
Relabeled K-Y jelly
Placed on your cell phone

45 posted on 07/25/2013 12:54:36 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)

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