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Obama: "Grab a Mop. We’ve Created Quite a Mess Here"
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-5-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/05/2013 7:50:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012

The sequester cutbacks forced us to close the Big White to tours for school kids and people from flyover states. Butt thankfully we found enough money in the budget to host our annual Fourth of July party, concert and fireworks display in honor of Wee Won One’s 15th birthday party.

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(aka “Independence Day” in flyover)

In order to avoid partisan criticism, we had to invite 1200 members of the military and their families to celebrate America’s 237th birthday along with WWO’s 15th.

Fortunately we have now perfected the art of doing our photo ops in 10 minutes or less: 

 

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You can see how we’ve mastered this all important task as we reflect back over our previous  historic 4th of July celebrations:

 

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2009: Our first Independence Day, just ahead of our first historic world tour.

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2010: The Apron’s Red Glare

 

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2011 “Seals, Sheets and Suds”

 

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2012 “We’re All Terrorist’s Now”

And now, this year, coming off our latest historic world tour; the Wons never disappoint.

 

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(SNIP)

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Official White House issued rainbow mops: grab one

I’m going to keep a low profile though because I don’t want to be assigned to cleaning up in Tahrir Square too. That’s going to be a real mess; and frankly I think Big Guy, Val Jar and the rest of the “team of big brains” who made it should be responsible for that. And maybe Secretary of State, Jean Carré, when he’s finally done playing on his yacht off the coast of Nantucket,

 

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A yacht so big even his tender has a tender

and finally decides to report for duty.

 

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From: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: egypt; independenceday; kerry; obama

1 posted on 07/05/2013 7:50:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

created on purpose


2 posted on 07/05/2013 7:54:34 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: NOBO2012

These third rate hustlers are pathetic.


3 posted on 07/05/2013 7:54:58 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: NOBO2012

Wow. Out of all the Obama pics posted here there is only one where he actually looks like a guy (2012 blue shirt)


4 posted on 07/05/2013 7:59:14 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: NOBO2012

Obama: “Fortunately the sequester will not prevent me from living large.”


5 posted on 07/05/2013 8:01:31 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Doogle

6 posted on 07/05/2013 8:01:54 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Gaffer

MEGA DITTOS TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7 posted on 07/05/2013 8:07:01 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: bandleader

MORE MEGA DITTOS!!!


8 posted on 07/05/2013 8:14:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Obama: "Grab a Mop. We’ve Created Quite a Mess Here"

Mop my a__. It'll take bulldozers, front-end loaders and giant dump truck and railcars to clean up and haul off the mess this gang of fools has made.

9 posted on 07/05/2013 8:24:47 AM PDT by Will88
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To: NOBO2012
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10 posted on 07/05/2013 8:30:35 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (Hitler would have LOVED obozo!)
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To: NOBO2012
Grab a mop....

Do it yourself, Sheepdip. On second thought, don't. Just get out of the way.

11 posted on 07/05/2013 8:50:21 AM PDT by stboz
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To: NOBO2012; humblegunner

Unbelievable! Looks like the entire blog is posted here.


12 posted on 07/05/2013 9:04:46 AM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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To: upchuck

Two days in a row with no pimping.


13 posted on 07/05/2013 9:05:47 AM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: NOBO2012

Is that a pic of Kerry sailing by Cambodia on Christmas Day?


14 posted on 07/05/2013 9:11:10 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: NOBO2012

Moochie’s got the “grandma’s second wave” going with her underarms in the first pic. That skin is “hangin’ low”.


15 posted on 07/05/2013 5:40:01 PM PDT by I_be_tc
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