BUBBAPALOOZA [Spend a Day With President Clinton Sweepstakes]

The Washington Times ^ | 1 April 2013 | Jennifer Harper

[COBOL2Java]

“Spend a Day With President Clinton Sweepstakes.” And so heralds an announcement for a new fundraiser sponsored by the Arkansas-based William J. Clinton Foundation, under way until April 12. The big prize does includes round-trip coach airfare, hotel accommodations and “the opportunity to spend the day with President Clinton” in New York City for two people. Will the winners tour popular Big Apple sites and say, lunch with former Mr. Clinton at the Plaza Hotel? Details are not yet available.

“Timing for the trip and the time with President Clinton will be determined at the sole discretion of the Foundation. The estimated cost of this opportunity is $3,000,” the guidelines suggest. The minimum donation for a chance is $35.

[COBOL2Java]

Hey, who wouldn't want to spend a day with Bubba?

[COBOL2Java]

"Timing for the trip and the time with President Clinton will be determined at the sole discretion of the Foundation."

Perhaps the details of the trip will be forthcoming once the sex of the winner is known? And if necessary, 8x10 glossies submitted and reviewed by the former president?

[from occupied ga]

First prize is one day. Second prize is two days.

[Pontiac]

Hey, who wouldn't want to spend a day with Bubba?

Me! Me!

An hour would be more than enough time to ask him any number of humiliating questions.

And I wound much prefer not to spend that hour in NYC. I would much prefer Altoona, Pa over NYC.

[Doogle]

if your a lib, get shots and bring a napkin if your a woman

[sodpoodle]

***Hey, who wouldn’t want to spend a day with Bubba?***

Over here!!!!

(Friends invited me to join them for a White House tour - I went, but it was during the Clinton term and spoiled the whole experience).

[twister881]

**Handy-wipes, ice, and rape kit not included.

[COBOL2Java]

"Hey there, darlin'. Congratulations! C'mon a little closer - I've got somethin' for ya!"

[twister881]

If you’re going to run the risk of being sexually assaulted by DIRT-X-POTUS42, at least they could do better than “coach airfare.”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Does it include immunizations and a hazmat suit?

[bmwcyle]

Ice not included.

[blueunicorn6]

I was with a group of people in Little Rock and we decided to do the BILL CLINTON HAD SEX WITH A BIMBO HERE! Tour. You went to every hotel and motel where Bill bagged another one. We had to cancel. We were only there for a week.

[wbill]

Winner gets 1 Day, Loser gets a week.

[a fool in paradise]

Doesn't sound like much fun. He'd suggest going to a strip joint and then keep reaching into YOUR wallet to pay the strippers.

[a fool in paradise]

“Timing for the trip and the time with President Clinton will be determined at the sole discretion of the Foundation. The estimated cost of this opportunity is $3,000,” the guidelines suggest. The minimum donation for a chance is $35.

Sounds like an illegal lottery. Is there a free way to enter?

[Slyfox]

You'll have to bring your own cigars.

[miss marmelstein]

If you’re a woman, bring an ice pack!

[Artie]

Thank you all. I needed a hearty laugh this morning. This has got me snickering like Mutley. There are some truly talented individuals on this site. Seriously, a rape kit?, a hazmat suit? Your killin me.