DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-13 (HUffies React to Maduro Becoming ILLEGAL President of Venezuela)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2013 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

In case anybody missed it, Charles just celebrated his big SIX-0H a couple of days ago. Right now I am feeling this possible song parody: "Don't Cry For Me Venezuela."

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[FDNYRHEROES]

3rd?

[glasseye]

Top 10!

[Lurker]

In

[JRios1968]

Top 10?

[cripplecreek]

Maybe they should elect a taxidermist and if one isn’t available a taxi driver will do.

[PJ-Comix]

It isn’t easy to permanently preserve a human body. I believe Lenin’s face had to be replaced by a wax face when it rotted away.

[cripplecreek]

It ain’t gonna be easy in that Venezuelan heat.

[outofsalt]

I’m sure there are very talented taxidermists in Cuba...

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder if there are any taxidermy coupons? Hey, I’ve actually seen online coupons for medical marijuana so why not taxidermy. Perhaps a Buy One Get One FREE (BOGO) which. might be needed for Maduro after the Ides of March. Yes, watch your back, Nicolas. Yon Cabello is watching it with a lean and hungry look.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE.Corn

[metmom]

I see no violation of the constitution as of yet. As vice he takes control just as ours would in the US. I am just glad the poor and middle class are empowered thanks to chavez. So whoever ends up in charge will have to live up to the high expectations of the people. People first over profit. Occupy wall st would be proud. Hopefully venezuela will remain 5th most happiest place to live or better. Hopefully the US hits the top 10 some day. This will be impossible as long as money is allowed in politics with no limit.

I want whatever he's on next time I have surgery.

[Condor51]

Of all the Libtard Moonbat websites HuffPo is the (vomit) *best* of the lot. I've been a troll there for years, have really zinged the Moonbats on many occasions with ... (hurry, run children) ... some FACTS ... and have not been tombstoned, banned, suspended, sent to the penalty box, or had my posts deleted. My fave tactic to make them go even crazier is do a Hit-And-Run post . I even get a daily HuffPo News email so I can see what the morons are up to with their latest nutty 'idea' for (cough) *governing*.

And I saw the big Six-Oh thread by Charles and wished him a happy birthday. I also reminded him that now a days 60 is the new 30 and gave him some sage advice for a new hobby -- buy a Fender Strat, get some free online lessons and start Rockin!

[which reminds me, DOH!, I have to send a FReeper some info for a great online Music Store that I buy from, linked above ;-)]

[Condor51]

Nicolas Maduro Sworn In As Acting Venezuelan President,
Succeeds Hugo Chavez

Uh .....??? ...... that's not Maduro???
That's Mr Poatato Head

See! They're the same thing.

[PJ-Comix]

This will KILL you but I missed out on getting a Fender Strat for just a hundred bucks. It was years ago at the Santa Monica police auction. The cops themselves ran the auction and they were HORRIBLE at it. They took way too much time. So the auction would begin early in the morning and run until late in the afternoon when most folks split due to boredom.

However, I came prepared with lots of reading material. So late one afternoon, when few folks were left, the cops displayed an ES175 Gibson which I bought for only $80. The very next auction was for a Fender Strat and it sold for only a hundred bucks but I missed out because I already spent most of my money.

[bray]

Perhaps Bush can have the head mounted and put it on his wall? Communism over everything with these people.

Pray for America

[Arrowhead1952]

...Hopefully the US hits the top 10 some day. This will be impossible as long as money is allowed in politics with no limit.

Well, here in the USA, barry spent over a billion in two elections you HUffie. The truth is a bugger for the left.

that is TOTALLY untrue JOHN....I have a home next door in COLOMBIA.....I know FIRST HAND how poor venezuela is.

There are facts and then there are damm facts.

[luvie]

I double-dog dare you to post this:

[I actually was in both Colombia and Venezuela a little over a year ago. Despite being oil rich the infrastructure was falling apart in Venezuela. For example, it is almost impossible to drive more than a block without coming upon large potholes (huecos). I remember one pothole being big enough to swallow a small car. Paint everywhere fading, buildings crumbling, and even filthy royal palms. Yes, I always assumed royal palms everywhere were majestic. Well, they are when the the trunks are WASHED but just about all the royal palms I saw in Venezuela were filthy. Then when I crossed the border from Venezuela to Colombia, a "miraculous" transformation: smooth roads, well-maintained buildings, and majestic CLEAN royal palm trees. The town of Cucuta in Colombia was vibrant with happy shoppers. Oh, one bit of criticism, the casinos in Cucuta SUCK. I mean the 20+ year old slot machines just took your money with almost no payouts. Also the casino atmosphere was like the inside of an ordinary grocery store. However, in general Colombia with its more free enterprise system was superior in every way to crumbling Venezuela.]

...over at Huffpo! I can see heads exploding if you did! :)

[Libloather]

It was such an embarrassing move that both the DUmmies and KOmmies are NOT commenting on it at all.

That happens a lot.