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A sad announcement - Lost guns, so sad.
Protein wisdom ^ | December 20, 2012 | Jeff G

Posted on 12/20/2012 2:56:33 PM PST by HammerT

I know I probably shouldn’t have done it — especially because yesterday was a snowy day with the temperature here in Colorado dipping well below freezing — but on a whim I took all my guns and ammunition out in a small skiff on one of the nearby lakes and, sad to say, the boat capsized when I stupidly tried to prove to myself that I could do it Gangnam style, even in an inherently unbalanced situation, while also tending to a fishing pole.

All my firearms and my ammo stockpile is now, as a consequence, sleeping with the fishes.

Just so you know. All you who are reading here. And no, I have no plans to replace them at this point. Because children.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; boatcontrol; boatlist; guncontrol; nocompromise; secondamendment; youwillnotdisarmus
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Same thing happened to me next week, unless the world ends tomorrow – then it’ll be sooner
1 posted on 12/20/2012 2:56:37 PM PST by HammerT
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To: HammerT

don’t you just hate it when that happens.....


2 posted on 12/20/2012 2:59:02 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: HammerT

What a pity!


3 posted on 12/20/2012 2:59:59 PM PST by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: HammerT

OMG! You too?


4 posted on 12/20/2012 3:00:15 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: HammerT

Same thing happened to me. It was a shame. I thought it would be fun to go on a canoe ride down the Sabine river. Splash. All lost. And those catfish are just too big to risk going after them.

This happens far too much with gun owners I think the NRA should change their name to the National Raft Association and provide boating education.


5 posted on 12/20/2012 3:00:41 PM PST by mnehring
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To: HammerT

Maybe a diver can recover them.


6 posted on 12/20/2012 3:00:58 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: HammerT

Oh, gosh, me too! I hate when that happens. Mine are at the bottom of the Great Falls area in the Potomac. There’s no way they could be recovered from there—too dangerous. :-((


7 posted on 12/20/2012 3:01:35 PM PST by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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To: HammerT

There’s been a rash of that happening lately. Tragic, really.


8 posted on 12/20/2012 3:01:36 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: HammerT

It is literally 5 minutes to midnight (the end of the world).

Thanks for reminding me - LoL!


9 posted on 12/20/2012 3:02:05 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: HammerT
So many of us have been victims...Perhaps it's time to implement some boat control.
10 posted on 12/20/2012 3:03:42 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: HammerT

It’s bad enough reading this in the comments on EVERY gun thread. Does the endlessly posted lost in a lake shite really need it’s own thread?


11 posted on 12/20/2012 3:04:27 PM PST by 1malumprohibitum
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To: HammerT

How weird me also. This is becoming an epidemic.


12 posted on 12/20/2012 3:05:54 PM PST by smaug6 (We can't afford to be innocent!! Stand up and face the enemy.)
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To: mnehring

A BoatUS membership, the perfect compliment to your NRA Life member card.

13 posted on 12/20/2012 3:06:43 PM PST by Chuckster (The longer I live the less I care about what you think.)
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To: 1malumprohibitum

Well.. how did you lose YOURS?


14 posted on 12/20/2012 3:08:51 PM PST by txhurl (Zero on America: Drive it like you stole it)
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To: HammerT

Dang. Same thing happened to me, and I live in the South. Go figure.


15 posted on 12/20/2012 3:10:06 PM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: HammerT
I have SCUBA gear.
Where, exactly, were you?
16 posted on 12/20/2012 3:11:27 PM PST by grobdriver
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Does the endlessly posted lost in a lake shite really need it’s own thread?

Yes, yes it does, thanks for asking.

17 posted on 12/20/2012 3:12:59 PM PST by HammerT (The Obama Recession, you bone it you own it.)
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To: HammerT

Ed’s Underwater Salvage and Firearms - may I help you?


18 posted on 12/20/2012 3:15:05 PM PST by EdReform (Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
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To: HammerT

That’s all well and good. But I use mine. And always have an AR in the trunk of my vehicle. So, they ban them, I get pulled over, they find the AR. And then what?

Unless you have ever been faced with your guns being confiscated, and I have, then this “from my cold dead hands” crap sounds good. If I had followed that line of thinking then you would have been reading about me and my fugitive, or dead status, about one year ago today.


19 posted on 12/20/2012 3:15:18 PM PST by saleman (!!!!)
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To: grobdriver

He said he marked the bottom of the boat – but it was a rental.


20 posted on 12/20/2012 3:15:24 PM PST by HammerT (The Obama Recession, you bone it you own it.)
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